Life After Death Part 2

[I Testify Online]

Here is the conclusion to this powerful testimony of Francis Gilpin! Let us know what you think and we will let Francis know!
Hopefully this is inspirational to you, however we have come under heavy criticism by non-believers and Christians alike. Some of the most hateful and hurtful criticism has come from fellow Christians! We did'nt see this coming that is for sure!
We just want to glorify God and I believe we have done it by revealing this awesome testimony for Him.
Enjoy and God bless you!

http://www.itestifyonline.com/broadcast/francis_gilpin2.wmv

[JennyD]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Thanks for spamming us with more of your God-hating drivel!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Let me at first say that if you don’t have a very fast broadband connection, don’t even bother with this.

OK; The Bathfire review:

What is this? I hear some redneck station asking the stupid, poor, superstitious and ignorantly ungodly to part with their money.

OK the reporter starts to burble on, let’s hear from the woman.

It becomes clear instantly that this woman is an idiot. They say she wasn’t brain-damaged, but I doubt it and I think the brain damage has spread to her relatives and the radio station.

She says of Jesus’s eyes… “They’re like liquid – I’m not going to tell you what colour…” She saw her dead grandchild – “He called me gramp… and touched my lips.” Then she comes to and sees the nurse…

Then the relatives, obviously disappointed at not having the will to read out, start to speculate wildly.

There are more reports of the incompetent doctors who said that this woman was dead, when clearly she wasn’t.

The program goes on, but if you can stand more than 15 minutes of hick retards pouring honey down velvet curtains and slavering over each repulsive detail, you’re a better man than I am.

Right:
Let’s get a few ground rules:

• Being dead is like being pregnant – you either are or you aren’t.
• If you are, you don’t come back –only Jesus does that
• If you are seriously ill, you are likely to have delusions
• If you have spent a lifetime praising Jesus, whilst under delusions you may well think you see Him.
• It does not matter what friend and relatives say, they aren’t you and they did not drift into a coma, so we can skip their testimony.
• It does not matter what you say of your experiences when you drift into a coma – no one in a coma would be considered as a judge on the X Factor let alone as a prophet of the after-life.

OK, we’re looking for a message here – we’re looking for a message that will help the faithful. Let me tell you the message:

“The old trout is a deluded simpleton with no education whose thought processes stopped in the 14th century.”

Allow me to add to that: “She is a blasphemous old trout”

Only Jesus comes back from the dead and He’ll do it twice! Praise! Did I hear that her coming back from the dead paid off all our sins, as long as we believe this half-baked testimony? No, I did not hear that.

The final, and unanswerable question is this, “Would God choose a woman to be His messenger?” No, because women don’t preach, so that’s a pretty poor way of getting converts (other than simpleminded hicks.)

If you were thinking of donating any money to this ridiculous fraud, look below to the Paypal button – your money is far better spent and the world, through Landover, will be a better place.

Thank you and good night!

[I Testify Online]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Thanks for spamming us with more of your God-hating drivel!

God hating drivel? Who are you? not sure what kind of church this is, but it isnt Christian!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

God hating drivel? Who are you? not sure what kind of church this is, but it isnt Christian!

How dare you say such a thing? We are God's favorite church, and the only True Christians(tm) left on earth. If you'd like to read about our beliefs, then take a look at THIS thread.

Don't get smartmouthed, pal. You are an univited guest right now, who hasn't even had the Christian decency to take the time to introduce himself properly. You are in no position to be pointing fingers and judging us.

I expect an apology.

[I Testify Online]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Let me at first say that if you don’t have a very fast broadband connection, don’t even bother with this.

OK; The Bathfire review:

What is this? I hear some redneck station asking the stupid, poor, superstitious and ignorantly ungodly to part with their money.

OK the reporter starts to burble on, let’s hear from the woman.

It becomes clear instantly that this woman is an idiot. They say she wasn’t brain-damaged, but I doubt it and I think the brain damage has spread to her relatives and the radio station.

She says of Jesus’s eyes… “They’re like liquid – I’m not going to tell you what colour…” She saw her dead grandchild – “He called me gramp… and touched my lips.” Then she comes to and sees the nurse…

Then the relatives, obviously disappointed at not having the will to read out, start to speculate wildly.

There are more reports of the incompetent doctors who said that this woman was dead, when clearly she wasn’t.

The program goes on, but if you can stand more than 15 minutes of hick retards pouring honey down velvet curtains and slavering over each repulsive detail, you’re a better man than I am.

Right:
Let’s get a few ground rules:

• Being dead is like being pregnant – you either are or you aren’t.
• If you are, you don’t come back –only Jesus does that
• If you are seriously ill, you are likely to have delusions
• If you have spent a lifetime praising Jesus, whilst under delusions you may well think you see Him.
• It does not matter what friend and relatives say, they aren’t you and they did not drift into a coma, so we can skip their testimony.
• It does not matter what you say of your experiences when you drift into a coma – no one in a coma would be considered as a judge on the X Factor let alone as a prophet of the after-life.

OK, we’re looking for a message here – we’re looking for a message that will help the faithful. Let me tell you the message:

“The old trout is a deluded simpleton with no education whose thought processes stopped in the 14th century.”

Allow me to add to that: “She is a blasphemous old trout”

Only Jesus comes back from the dead and He’ll do it twice! Praise! Did I hear that her coming back from the dead paid off all our sins, as long as we believe this half-baked testimony? No, I did not hear that.

The final, and unanswerable question is this, “Would God choose a woman to be His messenger?” No, because women don’t preach, so that’s a pretty poor way of getting converts (other than simpleminded hicks.)

If you were thinking of donating any money to this ridiculous fraud, look below to the Paypal button – your money is far better spent and the world, through Landover, will be a better place.

Thank you and good night!

Nobody wants donations here! It seems to me the problem is you say you believe is Jesus Christ, but you cannot believe anyone, but you could have an expeience with Him. You are jealous, and full of hate. You need to seek Jesus, because it appears as if you dont have a clue who He really is!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Wait just one second there, pal. Do I understand that this woman "Francis" is trying to pass herself off as a minister of some sort?? WHAT KIND OF FALSE CHRISTIAN NONSENSE IS THAT!?

Don't you people even read the Bible??

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[I Testify Online]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

How dare you say such a thing? We are God's favorite church, and the only True Christians™ left on earth. If you'd like to read about our beliefs, then take a look at THIS thread.

Don't get smartmouthed, pal. You are an univited guest right now, who hasn't even had the Christian decency to take the time to introduce himself properly. You are in no position to be pointing fingers and judging us.

I expect an apology.

I thought this was a Christian forum and was amazed an confused when you began viciously attacking other Christians. I see no this is a weird cult site. Delete me and my post immediately I want no association with your cult! I will pray for you!

[JennyD]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Nobody wants donations here! It seems to me the problem is you say you believe is Jesus Christ, but you cannot believe anyone, but you could have an expeience with Him. You are jealous, and full of hate. You need to seek Jesus, because it appears as if you dont have a clue who He really is!

Wrong, I Tell Lies Online.

We know EXACTLY who Jesus is; He is God, the Bible tells us.

What we cannot believe is someone who claims to have met Jesus, and then says things that contradict the Bible. This, my misguided friend, is proof positive that she either had a vivid dream (in which the "Jesus" she wants to believe in spoke what she wanted to hear to her), or that she was misled by Satan.

Which is it? Dream, or Devil?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

I thought this was a Christian forum

And you were right.

and was amazed an confused when you began viciously attacking other Christians.

We didn't attack other Christians, just you.

I see no this is a weird cult site.

If we're doing anything wrong, then get out your King James Bible and show us — book, chapter, and verse — where God's Word says we're wrong.

Delete me and my post immediately I want no association with your cult! I will pray for you!

Don't boss us around. The next time you do so, you can expect an infraction.

[JennyD]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

I thought this was a Christian forum and was amazed an confused when you began viciously attacking other Christians. I see no this is a weird cult site. Delete me and my post immediately I want no association with your cult! I will pray for you!

I Tell Lies, we will pray for you, as well.

We pray that you finally read the Bible, and learn who Jesus says He is in the 66 books He provided us, rather than the testimony of a brain-damaged woman with no evidence whatsoever to back up her wild claims.

However, this thread will remain up for all to see, as one more example of the depravity to which people will sink when they turn their backs on the Bible and make up their own "Jesus". If you no longer wish to post here, simply click the X in the upper right hand corner of your screen, and we will magically vanish!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

I thought this was a Christian forum and was amazed an confused when you began viciously attacking other Christians. I see no this is a weird cult site. Delete me and my post immediately I want no association with your cult! I will pray for you!

This isn't a Christian forum, it is THE Christian forum. All others are false Christians (like you) and stand about as much chance of being washed in Christ's Holy Blood as a mudslime over in Arabia!

And I haven't seen anyone "viciously attacking other Christians" anywhere on this Godly forum. I haven't seen any indication that you're a Christian at all. I think you're some kind of flim-flam man here to try and fleece our congregation of it's money.

I'm not deleting anything pal. You can leave if you like, but your false Christian posts shall remain here forever as testimony to the depravity of unsaved trash like you. Jesus hates people who twist His word and try and pass females off as false prophets.

Enjoy hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Life After Death Part 2

Nobody wants donations here!

You won't be disappointed, I think you're second after the pope as a business I'd give money to.

It seems to me the problem is you say you believe is Jesus Christ, but you cannot believe anyone, but you could have an expeience with Him.

It seems to me that altogether too much "seems to you" to be so.

You are jealous,

Jealous? Of what? Some deranged simpleton saying she's seen Jesus, when clearly she hasn't. Let me tell you, God warns of false prophets, witches who "divine" things or conjure up the dead.

and full of hate.

Son, Satan is motivating this idiot woman - God hates Satan; should I disagree with God?

You need to seek Jesus, because it appears as if you dont have a clue who He really is!

Son, I have a fine idea of Jesus, let me tell you that The Bible tells me what Jesus is like, how he walks, talks, and what He wants of me and others - I don't think he wants some redneck simpleton stuff - Jesus' message is serious, not for amateur talent hours somewhere up the Okefenokee Swamp or wherever it is you come from.

As a proof of Jesus, that story is appalling on so many levels. As a testimony it dies a death, which is more than that woman did.

As a point of interest, it merely shows that, like Catlix who worship bits of burnt toast, some people'll believe anything.

Look, Jesus doesn't need this garbage - your sponsors do. Faith - faith without testimony or proof - faith in the face of overwhelming evidence - faith deep in the heart - faith no matter what the brain says is what Jesus needs - that's what He says and that what He gets.

Have you ever read the Bible? (KJV1611 of course)