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  • forgetnarrowpathy
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    • Dec 2008
    • 13
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    Godly Investment

    Can you please give me some tips on godly investment?
    Perhaps I should buy some real estate in Freehold?
    Or invest in some businesses in Freehold?
    Or perhaps establish some new ones over there?

    Please remind me what the current population of that Jesus-favored hicktown is?
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22892
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      Re: Godly Investment

      Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
      Can you please give me some tips on godly investment?
      Perhaps I should buy some real estate in Freehold?
      Or invest in some businesses in Freehold?
      Or perhaps establish some new ones over there?
      I’m not at all sure that what you are asking is Godly: 1Tm:6:10: For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

      Note that you should sell your possessions and give to the poor. This can be difficult in a falling market caused by an over-supply of possessions and a dearth of people rich enough to buy it who are also uncaring enough, knowing that they too will have to sell it all and, in their turn, give the proceeds to the poor.
      M'r:10:21: Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.

      However, we see the solution here, where investment in land seems to be the way forward:

      M't:13:44: Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field.

      Please remind me what the current population of that Jesus-favored hicktown is?
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        • forgetnarrowpathy
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          • Dec 2008
          • 13
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          Re: Godly Investment

          O.K. Why did they give me an infraction? I meant hicktown as a compliment. God favors hicktowns over big cities full of sophisticated, worldly, limp-wristed fags. Ain't it so? Do you think that God loves Joo York or that New Orleans? Or that so sophisticated San Fransisco?
          Do you think God loves the elegance of Paris or the art of Venice?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Godly Investment

              Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
              O.K. Why did they give me an infraction? I meant hicktown as a compliment. God favors hicktowns over big cities full of sophisticated, worldly, limp-wristed fags. Ain't it so? Do you think that God loves Joo York or that New Orleans? Or that so sophisticated San Fransisco?
              Do you think God loves the elegance of Paris or the art of Venice?
              If Jesus wanted you to have a pot to piss in, you'd have one.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • forgetnarrowpathy
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                  • Dec 2008
                  • 13
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                  Re: Godly Investment

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  If Jesus wanted you to have a pot to piss in, you'd have one.
                  I prefer to use a toilet bowl for this purpose.
                  What pots do you piss in Pastor Ezekiel? Flower or tea pots?

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323
                      #6
                      Re: Godly Investment

                      Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
                      I prefer to use a toilet bowl for this purpose.
                      What pots do you piss in Pastor Ezekiel? Flower or tea pots?
                      Beer bottles. Then we export them to Czechoslovakia.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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