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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22902

    #1

    A message for the Future

    I saw this notice on the main pages
    While we will make every effort to insure a transparent transition, the possibility of a very temporary disruption of service exists within the next few of days as we migrate to a fully dedicated, bulletproof rack server running NSA's Lambda six under JesOS. The system will be substantially faster and we plan for a 100% up-time between now and JESUS' return.
    Whilst I applaud all means of spreading God’s Word further and faster, I was wondering if it might be possible for a basic server function to be left behind after the Rapture?


    It need have a minimal message:
    Folder 1: for admissions by the Unsaved Trash that Landover was correct all along and to express their deepest regrets for rejecting Baby Jesus.

    Folder 2: For True Christians™ to leave behind messages (a) expressing their gratitude to The Lord for their reception into an Endless Paradise and (b) regretting that the souls of the Unsaved are going to be boiled in Brimstone in eternal darkness whilst being ravaged by demented and merciless demons.


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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: A message for the Future

    I too saw this Brother and was relived to see JesOS will be used. The satanic alternatives such as Linux (and any Unix derivative) or CPM were terrifying possibilities.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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