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  • Vampi!
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 34

    #1

    I hate you all

    Landover Baptist Church

    I believe every word you say. every one of you sick bastards. I can't even be mad at you, because it IS serious.

    You are all very skilled in the matters of Faith.
    Sick people, but you're very smart.


    -Vampi
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: I hate you all

    So doing the Lord's work is sick now is it?

    I'm disappointed Vampi. I actually had high hopes for you. Deep down your tormented sould hides a True Christian(TM). Somewhere.

    Very disappointed.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: I hate you all

      We are quite proud of the work we do on behalf of Jesus. Some of your pastors even specialize in driving the demons out of nubile young vampires like you.

      Make an appointment today! Bring your dad's platinum card!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: I hate you all

        We're only doing the will of the Lord, as set forth in His Word. Why do you hate God so much?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: I hate you all

          Scampi, I'm so disappointed to hear that you hate us for sharing God's Word.

          What part of His Word offends you? Perhaps you're simply misunderstanding it.
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22904

            #6
            Re: I hate you all

            Originally posted by Vampi! View Post
            Landover Baptist Church I believe every word you say. every one of you sick bastards. I can't even be mad at you, because it IS serious.
            Well, I followed that link down the narrow path to the Landover article, and I cannot see anything to offend. I’m sure that the Pastors agreed every word.


            I do agree that the matter is serious and we need to work to bring theocracy to this land before it is too late – Heaven has ample capacity, but unfortunately so does Hell.
            You are all very skilled in the matters of Faith.
            Naturally I am touched by any compliment but all the credit goes to Jesus – we possess but a simple, childlike faith although we believe it may move mountains
            Sick people,
            No, Honestly, a few days back I looked through the archives and, with prayer no one has been sick for much longer than 24hrs since 1954
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • christ.404
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2009
              • 28

              #7
              Re: I hate you all

              Vampi, I love you <3

              -Addie-

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: I hate you all

                Originally posted by christ.404 View Post
                Vampi, I love you <3

                -Addie-
                Spare us your harlotry, or you may soon join Vampi on moderation.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: I hate you all

                  Originally posted by christ.404 View Post
                  Vampi, I love you <3

                  -Addie-
                  What do you think this is, some sort of a Gothtard pickup joint?

                  This is a Christian church outreach project!

                  Besides, how can one of you God-hating Gothtards know what "love" is, when all that fills your hearts is the hate of God, Jesus, life, and everything that is good and light?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • christ.404
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: I hate you all

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Besides, how can one of you God-hating Gothtards know what "love" is, when all that fills your hearts is the hate of God, Jesus, life, and everything that is good and light?
                    I do not "hate" God. I do not "hate" anyone. I do not "hate" life. I <b>love</b> life, and I <b>love</b> doing what is right in my mind.

                    Everyone has their own opinions of what is good, and right, and I am here on this forum to find out the opinions of those people on here. I may say some stupid and inappropriate things at times, but it is all because I am trying to understand, and I get frustrated.

                    Please, do not judge me, for I will not judge you.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: I hate you all

                      Originally posted by christ.404 View Post
                      Please, do not judge me, for I will not judge you.
                      Nonsense, you already have! You told Crabbi that you love her, because she declared that she hates Christians and calls us sick people!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • christ.404
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: I hate you all

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Nonsense, you already have! You told Crabbi that you love her, because she declared that she hates Christians and calls us sick people!
                        I did not judge you, I simply found her on here, as I have known her for a while, and I wanted to let her know that I loved her. Is that such a bad thing?

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22904

                          #13
                          Re: I hate you all

                          Originally posted by christ.404 View Post
                          I did not judge you, I simply found her on here, as I have known her for a while, and I wanted to let her know that I loved her. Is that such a bad thing?
                          Yes, you should have approached her father first to see if he approved of you.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • christ.404
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 28

                            #14
                            Re: I hate you all

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Yes, you should have approached her father first to see if he approved of you.
                            I have not met her in person. I met her on another website, and she has become a good friend of mine. I do not love her in a way such as that, so I do not need to approach ehr father. I am just saying, friend to friend, that I love her.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22904

                              #15
                              Re: I hate you all

                              If you have not seen her, this is a dangerous position in which to place yourself. From her argumentative, wanton and ignorant nature, I would say that she probably has a face like a badger's ass and the temperament of a wolverine with hemorrhoids.

                              I think she's gone; you're lucky to have escaped.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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