Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
I still haven't heard from him or anything about his icehole.
I'm worried sick!
Sister, if you need a strong shoulder to cry on an comfort in your time of need, I am always available. You let me know and I'll be your pillar of strength. I am worried about Zeke too, but he can take care of himself and I am certain that he'll come out smelling like a rose whatever he is up to.
Matthew: 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled 10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
I don't know... in one of his last posts, didn't he mention something about "holes" and "wire brushes"?
Mark 16:17And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER: Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
He didn't mention anything about that to me or I'd have bought him a new kitten, being how much he enjoys my pussy, Penelope.
Wait a minute..... I thought I overheard him say something about a bunny ranch. Could that be it? I wondered to myself why he cared. It's not even close to Easter....?
Sister Thumper you have always allowed me to rest my head on your bosom in my time of need. I will provide whatever support you require in your time of worry now.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
Don't worry about Zeke. God takes care of His own.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him". Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
We should all take turns comforting Sister BTB. She should never be alone in her time of need!
Matthew: 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled 10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Brother, I wonder if the DOF could gain access to the private message that Rodimer is hiding from us?
That way, we'd not have the expense of sending agents to torture . . . er, help him recall the content.
They have a portable waterboard baptismal pool, it is not a torture device. Plus they use enhanced interrogation techniques.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
Surely, you'd not want a Man of God to break his word!
All I can say is that Pastor Ezekiel is on a mission of mercy to . . . wayward, um . . . persons in desperate need of a healthy dose of, er . . . the warm love of Jesus. And is definitely NOT in my basement.
He'll have to fill you in on the details upon his return.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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