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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2009
    • 8

    #16
    Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

    What was his secret i wont tell I'm a honest man

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    • Brother Terrence
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 103

      #17
      Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

      Perhaps he went to Japan to have a bunny removed from his icehole?
      DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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      • AlmightyGawd
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2009
        • 10

        #18
        Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

        secret shame
        Lets have are imagination take over and figure what he did

        Mine says he molested a child that attends his church

        What does yours say?

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #19
          Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          llowing me to keep my word.
          Suffice it to say, he'll be back as soon as . . . Nope, I can't say that, either. Sorry.
          Reverend! Now really! This is NOT the time to play hide & zeke. We are at a loss. We are moaning. <sp?>

          Now speak out, or for ever hold your tongue. The DoF knows where Salem is, capice?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • NeverSaved
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            • Jan 2009
            • 8

            #20
            Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

            My imagination went too far there

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #21
              Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              I still haven't heard from him or anything about his icehole.

              I'm worried sick!
              Sister, if you need a strong shoulder to cry on an comfort in your time of need, I am always available. You let me know and I'll be your pillar of strength. I am worried about Zeke too, but he can take care of himself and I am certain that he'll come out smelling like a rose whatever he is up to.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Justina Thyme
                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2007
                • 1718

                #22
                Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                I don't know... in one of his last posts, didn't he mention something about "holes" and "wire brushes"?
                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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                • SayvedByTheLord
                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2007
                  • 3151

                  #23
                  Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  He didn't mention anything about that to me or I'd have bought him a new kitten, being how much he enjoys my pussy, Penelope.

                  Wait a minute..... I thought I overheard him say something about a bunny ranch. Could that be it? I wondered to myself why he cared. It's not even close to Easter....?
                  Sister Thumper you have always allowed me to rest my head on your bosom in my time of need. I will provide whatever support you require in your time of worry now.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #24
                    Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                    Don't worry about Zeke. God takes care of His own.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #25
                      Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Don't worry about Zeke. God takes care of His own.
                      That's so true Pastor. And He hever gives us more than we can chew.

                      But still...
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #26
                        Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                        Thank you for all your offers of support dear Brothers that's so very sweet of you.

                        I just tried calling his cell phone and he's still not answering. I also noticed he left his iGod player at home too! He never leaves without it.
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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #27
                          Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                          We should all take turns comforting Sister BTB. She should never be alone in her time of need!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #28
                            Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Reverend! Now really! This is NOT the time to play hide & zeke. We are at a loss. We are moaning. <sp?>

                            Now speak out, or for ever hold your tongue. The DoF knows where Salem is, capice?
                            Brother, I wonder if the DOF could gain access to the private message that Rodimer is hiding from us?

                            That way, we'd not have the expense of sending agents to torture . . . er, help him recall the content.
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                            • SayvedByTheLord
                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2007
                              • 3151

                              #29
                              Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Brother, I wonder if the DOF could gain access to the private message that Rodimer is hiding from us?

                              That way, we'd not have the expense of sending agents to torture . . . er, help him recall the content.
                              They have a portable waterboard baptismal pool, it is not a torture device. Plus they use enhanced interrogation techniques.


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

                                Surely, you'd not want a Man of God to break his word!

                                All I can say is that Pastor Ezekiel is on a mission of mercy to . . . wayward, um . . . persons in desperate need of a healthy dose of, er . . . the warm love of Jesus. And is definitely NOT in my basement.

                                He'll have to fill you in on the details upon his return.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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