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Friends,
I just had a phone call from Sister Thumpers. She was in tears, totally panicking, hyperventilating, and even had forgotten her pie in the oven.
You may have noticed that the good Pastor has not graced our forums with his presence in the last few days. I assumed he was just on a trip with BTB, or perhaps buying shoes or enjoying his new Escalade.
But... Sister B. hasn't seen or heard from him either.
I tried calling him just now, but no answer.
The DoF didn't have any current information either, and I could feel their worry as well.
His last PM to me was a bit weird. I can't publish it here - of course not - but in contained snippets like
"... double faced..."
"... bastard..."
"... surgical removal..."
Now, I thought nothing of if, as he often jokingly calls me "Belgian Bastard"
And we all know that certain types of people should be removed from the face of this earth. 
But... then I remembered this horrible troll who has been around for the last few months - accusing Pastor Zeke of having a bastard child with some harlot...
And then - forgive me Lord, and Landover - I suddenly has this ghastly feeling that this might be the reason for his sketchy PM and his absence from the boards.
I hope I'm completely wrong about this, but something is going on, that's for sure.
If there's anybody with more information about Pastor Zeke, please post it here. I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding and all will be revealed soon.
Won't it?
I just had a phone call from Sister Thumpers. She was in tears, totally panicking, hyperventilating, and even had forgotten her pie in the oven.
You may have noticed that the good Pastor has not graced our forums with his presence in the last few days. I assumed he was just on a trip with BTB, or perhaps buying shoes or enjoying his new Escalade.
But... Sister B. hasn't seen or heard from him either.
I tried calling him just now, but no answer. The DoF didn't have any current information either, and I could feel their worry as well.
His last PM to me was a bit weird. I can't publish it here - of course not - but in contained snippets like
"... double faced..."
"... bastard..."
"... surgical removal..."
Now, I thought nothing of if, as he often jokingly calls me "Belgian Bastard"
And we all know that certain types of people should be removed from the face of this earth. But... then I remembered this horrible troll who has been around for the last few months - accusing Pastor Zeke of having a bastard child with some harlot...
And then - forgive me Lord, and Landover - I suddenly has this ghastly feeling that this might be the reason for his sketchy PM and his absence from the boards.
I hope I'm completely wrong about this, but something is going on, that's for sure.
If there's anybody with more information about Pastor Zeke, please post it here. I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding and all will be revealed soon.
Won't it?
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