[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Surely, you'd not want a Man of God to break his word!

All I can say is that Pastor Ezekiel is on a mission of mercy to . . . wayward, um . . . persons in desperate need of a healthy dose of, er . . . the warm love of Jesus. And is definitely NOT in my basement.

He'll have to fill you in on the details upon his return.

Well, I hope he returns with nothing missing! If he does, you will be responsible for replacing it!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

He'll have to fill you in on the details upon his return.

Well, as long as everything's under control. I look forward to him filling us all in.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Well, I hope he returns with nothing missing! If he does, you will be responsible for replacing it!

I haven't removed a single one of his 2,000 parts! And I couldn't anyway, as he is NOT chained up in my basement!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Surely, you'd not want a Man of God to break his word!

All I can say is that Pastor Ezekiel is on a mission of mercy to . . . wayward, um . . . persons in desperate need of a healthy dose of, er . . . the warm love of Jesus. And is definitely NOT in my basement.

He'll have to fill you in on the details upon his return.

Thank the Lord, Brother Rodimer! For a moment there I had thought Zeke might have been kidnapped! We are at Code Red! Landover may be under attack from Queer Terrorists as we speak!

Everyone be on guard. They have already attacked my home, Lord knows who's next.

I will pray for you all.

This is Brother P signing out. I will contact you all when I reach the safe location. Please do not try to contact me. They could be monitoring this as we speak.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I asked my husband, Elmer, what's going on with Pastor Zeke and he told me to GO SEW! My female intuition tells me that the menfolk know something & they're not telling us!

[Nobar King]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I don't see any ice in that photo!!!!

[SUV]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I asked my husband, Elmer, what's going on with Pastor Zeke and he told me to GO SEW!

A Blessing that Brother Elmer wasn't too annoyed, by the sounds of things, Mother Glynndie, or he'd have told you what Pastor tells me: "So Sew Your Underwear"

[Wide-Open]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Well Friends, another day went by, and still: no news.

Nothing.

The DoF has dropped almost everything (apart from a few investigations into a certain unnamed "family" ) and STILL has no new intelligence.

I called him, mailed him, skyped him, poked him (!), but... nothing.

I hope you'll all join me in prayer.

"Dear Baby Jesus,
I know it would be quite awesome
to see Pastor Ezekiel sitting
at Your Right Hand
even before the Glory comes.

Sipping a cold one. (or two)
The cold one might even be Belgian.
Who knows?
Bless.
But
it would be great,
if we'd at least KNOW about it.
(apologies for the caps Jesus)

Please Lord,
Talk to us.
Even briefly (we know you are pretty busy)
Is he OK?
Just say
OK.
Is he alive?
Just say
OK.
Let us know.
Your humble servant,
Yours in You,
always
Wide-Open*
Amen."

* (you obviously have to change the name to your own, otherwise the prayer might not work - the Lord has a very effective prayer-spam filter )

[Brother Terrence]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Amen indeed. Someone told me that there might be a secret "mission trip" in progress to a place called the Mustang Ranch? Heck, I guess even horses need to be witness to the Word of the Lord. God bless the comittment of that great man Zeke.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Zekala is in good hands.

He's just talking to our people and raising some extra finance so that BibleThumbing Shiksa will have extra sweet wine at her wedding,

Hymie

[Nobar King]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Zekala is in good hands.

He's just talking to our people and raising some extra finance so that BibleThumbing Shiksa will have extra sweet wine at her wedding,

Hymie

Pastor Ezekiel did NOT go to Australia to buy any of your repackaged anti-freeze.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Pastor Ezekiel did NOT go to Australia to buy any of your repackaged anti-freeze.

No, of course not Nobar. His visit was not about sweet, sweet wine. Rather it was about re-financing the deal he made with a certain Mr Madoff.

Since Mr Madoff has been permitted to remain in his spartan apartment in a certain part of New York State, would you also like to re-negotiate your many and various debts with us?

Hymie

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

No, of course not Nobar. His visit was not about sweet, sweet wine. Rather it was about re-financing the deal he made with a certain Mr Madoff.

Since Mr Madoff has been permitted to remain in his spartan apartment in a certain part of New York State, would you also like to re-negotiate your many and various debts with us?

Hymen

I've been wondering, does the blood rush to the top of your head down there ?

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I've been wondering, does the blood rush to the top of your head down there ?

Only in anticipation of making matzoh bread for Seder - as you'd know brother, only the freshest blood will do so head blood is the best blood.



It appears that an account with us, you don't have. May I interest you in some progressive profit making?

Hymie

[Nobar King]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

It appears that an account with us, you don't have.

I didn't know Goldberg was a Jedi name~!