[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Only in anticipation of making matzoh bread for Seder - as you'd know brother, only the freshest blood will do so head blood is the best blood.



It appears that an account with us, you don't have. May I interest you in some progressive profit making?

Hymie

Possibly. How much of a hook does your nose have and do you keep your shmok in a jar on your desk ?

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

I didn't know Goldberg was a Jedi name~!

Provided your account is in credit "Goldberg" is any kinda name you want it to be, Nobar.

. . . .but your account isn't in credit, is it Nobar? It's not even gonna break even when you cash in that 401K, is it Master King?

But be of good cheer! Hymie has re-financing plans that fit all-sorts.

Provided your Pastor Zekala comes through with the "line of credit".

Hymie

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Possibly. How much of a hook does your nose have and do you keep your shmok in a jar on your desk ?

Appropriately hooked is my nose, and knowledge of what I keep in jars is available to the highest bidder.

Your credit rating is good, it seems. Have you considered a diversified portfolio?

Hymie

[Nobar King]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

So, where have you hidden Pastor Ezekiel?

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

So, where have you hidden Pastor Ezekiel?

Heh. Nobar, so suspicious you are!

Zekala is not so much hidden as being held in escrow.

He's necessary collateral at the moment, given what's happening in Gaza.

Onwards to the Temple Mount!

Hymie

[Brother Terrence]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Brothers, we should take up arms poste haste against the tyranny of this and every Joo. If there was only some historic reference of someone who had previous dealings with these hooknoses that we could gain some perspective and ideas from? Someone closer to Austrailia than we are, in Europe perhaps? RETURN Zeke NOW! Or I think you know where I'm going with this, Juden!

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

Brothers, we should take up arms poste haste against the tyranny of this and every Joo. If there was only some historic reference of someone who had previous dealings with these hooknoses that we could gain some perspective and ideas from? Someone closer to Austrailia than we are, in Europe perhaps? RETURN Zeke NOW! Or I think you know where I'm going with this, Juden!

Oy! Always with the threats! Do you goyish have no subtle moves? There's no need to be a nudnik, there isn't!

Zekala is happy, well happy enough with our Indonesian manservant.

Which is odd for a man so obsessed with Leviticus. He keeps spitting quoting it (and Deuternomy), but who are we to judge?

Each to his own.

Shalom!

Hymie

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

We really need to back off the speculation about the great Pastor Ezekiel. He has been known, from time to time, to set off on some highly delicate and secretive mission for Landover, often one assigned personally by Jesus or even by Pastor Deacon Fred himself.

It is not uncommon for Pastor Zeke to be incommunicado for weeks or months at a time. I am sure that, whatever portion of the deep bowels of the unsaved world he might now occupy, he is standing up firmly for our True Christian™ way of life and has the situation well in hand. Any investigation now could only blow his cover.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

We really need to back off the speculation about the great Pastor Ezekiel. He has been known, from time to time, to set off on some highly delicate and secretive mission for Landover, often one assigned personally by Jesus or even by Pastor Deacon Fred himself.

It is not uncommon for Pastor Zeke to be incommunicado for weeks or months at a time. I am sure that, whatever portion of the deep bowels of the unsaved world he might now occupy, he is standing up firmly for our True Christian™ way of life and has the situation well in hand. Any investigation now could only blow his cover.

You know what else is strange about this is that Portway has been AWOL too. He fly's Zeke everywhere he goes.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

We really need to back off the speculation about the great Pastor Ezekiel. He has been known, from time to time, to set off on some highly delicate and secretive mission for Landover, often one assigned personally by Jesus or even by Pastor Deacon Fred himself.

It is not uncommon for Pastor Zeke to be incommunicado for weeks or months at a time. I am sure that, whatever portion of the deep bowels of the unsaved world he might now occupy, he is standing up firmly for our True Christian™ way of life and has the situation well in hand. Any investigation now could only blow his cover.

Yes, listen to the groyser tzuleyger. All will be well. No one need blow on another one's cover.

And Zeke will get to keep the Indonesian pischer! Or at least sell his whining ass to the next highest bidder.

Shalom

Hymie

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

You know what else is strange about this is that Portway has been AWOL too. He fly's Zeke everywhere he goes.

You want the one in the Love Boat uniform as well?

Hymie

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

You want the one in the Love Boat uniform as well?

Hymie

No, you can keep him. He might make you some money in Thailand.

[SUV]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

groyser tzuleyger.

And I suppose you think all we Good Christian Ladies here are Shiksa Kurvehs as well

PS Can I come to your "bris?"

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

No, you can keep him. He might make you some money in Thailand.

That's what we thought. He's proven very popular in Fiji. Flying stranded Christians to safety, that is. Your Lord has sent cleansing floodwaters to purify the chosen, or something.

But as you note, there has been call in Thailand for a stiff rudder. Opportunity knocks, oy gevalt!

Should we pay your "dividend" into the Swiss account or to the holding number in the Grand Caymans?

Hymie

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: What happened to Pastor Ezekiel?

And I suppose you think all we Good Christian Ladies here are Shiksa Kurvehs as well

PS Can I come to your "bris?"

Be quiet dear, the mensch are talking.

Hymie