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  • friendofall
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2009
    • 1

    #1

    help me understand!!!!

    friends,

    this is my first post and want to give a brief introduction on myself. i have seen and joined in numerous orders; jesuits, lassalians and even opus dei, i have seen that such groups only have small differences in their teachings, in that their methods of living the faith were in my view only passive ways, i have always seeked a more active way of living, i want to take matters in my own hands instead of waiting for change

    this place... offers me a more direct approach in doing good, please friends, teach me your knowledge and ways so i can be a better person it appears that there is much for me to learn here
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22832

    #2
    Re: help me understand!!!!

    Originally posted by friendofall View Post
    friends,

    this is my first post and want to give a brief introduction on myself. i have seen and joined in numerous orders; jesuits, lassalians and even opus dei, i have seen that such groups only have small differences in their teachings, in that their methods of living the faith were in my view only passive ways, i have always seeked a more active way of living, i want to take matters in my own hands instead of waiting for change

    this place... offers me a more direct approach in doing good, please friends, teach me your knowledge and ways so i can be a better person it appears that there is much for me to learn here
    Landover is the home of the One True Religion.
    1. The Bible KJV1611) is the inerrant Word of God.
    2. You live your life according to that Godly Book
    3. You believe every word of KJV1611
    4. You add nothing and take nothing away from KJV1611.
    5. You don't come here pretending to be a worshipper of the anti-christ, the vicar of Rome when we know you are an underage troll.
    6. Sometimes Jesus guides trolls here so they may hear God's Word; read the entire site - your mortal soul is at stake
    7. Introduce yourself in the introduction forum - there's a clue in the title. (Give us some more background, quote your favorite Bible verse - nothing from John, everyone says that - and tell us why you hate Jesus.)
    sigpic


    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Mr. Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 100

      #3
      Re: help me understand!!!!

      I believe brother Bathfire advised you (#7 above) to introduce yourself properly in the appropriate forum.

      Please pay attention. You already admitted to being a Papist. You need all the help you can get.

      Have you ever looked at a homo with lust in your heart? Did it compel you to perform unclean acts? Was the object of your affections a lesbian or a queer? Perhaps you prefer altar boys. We need to know these things in order to help you find Salvation.
      1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

      God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #4
        Re: help me understand!!!!

        Originally posted by friendofall View Post
        friends,

        this is my first post and want to give a brief introduction on myself. i have seen and joined in numerous orders; jesuits, lassalians and even opus dei, i have seen that such groups only have small differences in their teachings, in that their methods of living the faith were in my view only passive ways, i have always seeked a more active way of living, i want to take matters in my own hands instead of waiting for change

        this place... offers me a more direct approach in doing good, please friends, teach me your knowledge and ways so i can be a better person it appears that there is much for me to learn here
        Marty, you aren't making a very good first impression.

        God wants us to use discernment in who we befriend. The Bible does not tell us to be friends with all we meet. God wants us, through His love, to reject sodomites, witches, and all non-believers, just to name a few. I certainly hope that you aren't friends with those people.

        Also, you might want to show some respect for Jesus by adhering to proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation rules. God cares about that too.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • sinnersbedamned
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 106

          #5
          Re: help me understand!!!!

          Originally posted by friendofall View Post
          friends,

          this is my first post and want to give a brief introduction on myself. i have seen and joined in numerous orders; jesuits, lassalians and even opus dei, i have seen that such groups only have small differences in their teachings, in that their methods of living the faith were in my view only passive ways, i have always seeked a more active way of living, i want to take matters in my own hands instead of waiting for change

          this place... offers me a more direct approach in doing good, please friends, teach me your knowledge and ways so i can be a better person it appears that there is much for me to learn here

          I have received better composed spam mail than this post. Please go attend grammar school and return only once you can create statements that make sense. Thank you.

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: help me understand!!!!

            Originally posted by friendofall View Post
            i have seen and joined in numerous orders; jesuits, lassalians and even opus dei...
            It is a sin to lie my son and we both know you were never a Jesuit. I understand why someone would want to be known as such, given the lofty standards and well earned reputation for exemplary service to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ we Jesuits enjoy, but you need to commit yourself to Jesus first and you clearly have not done so.

            Why not give Catholicism an honest try and forget these Baptwits... as I am fond of saying in these parts...
            "Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione."


            Bless you, my deceptive delinquent,
            Father Mo




            .
            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • adinoid
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2009
              • 19

              #7
              Re: help me understand!!!!

              There are many paths to enlightenment. Choose the path this is most joyful to you and in alignment with your values. You may choose one path at one time and another path at another time, or you may try several paths at the same time. Go towards those disciplines you are drawn to; don't feel you must pursue something that doesn't appeal to you just because others say it is the "right" way to grow. Each of you is unique. Trust your Higher Self to lead you to those processes that are most appropriate for you.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551

                #8
                Re: help me understand!!!!

                Originally posted by adinoid View Post
                There are many paths to enlightenment. Choose the path this is most joyful to you and in alignment with your values. You may choose one path at one time and another path at another time, or you may try several paths at the same time. Go towards those disciplines you are drawn to; don't feel you must pursue something that doesn't appeal to you just because others say it is the "right" way to grow. Each of you is unique. Trust your Higher Self to lead you to those processes that are most appropriate for you.
                You're an idiot and a demon. Go spew your God-mockery elsewhere, boy.

                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

                2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: help me understand!!!!

                  Originally posted by adinoid View Post
                  There are many paths to enlightenment. Choose the path this is most joyful to you and in alignment with your values. You may choose one path at one time and another path at another time, or you may try several paths at the same time. Go towards those disciplines you are drawn to; don't feel you must pursue something that doesn't appeal to you just because others say it is the "right" way to grow. Each of you is unique. Trust your Higher Self to lead you to those processes that are most appropriate for you.
                  Who do you know who has reached enlightenment, whatever that is? Why do you continue to recommend others down the path of destruction? Also, if you ever met anyone who claimed to be enlightened, would you follow your own advice and ignore that person's experience? I doubt it. You're just a hypocrite salad-bar wanna-be spiritualist who changes direction more quickly than the hands on a watch. Your watch isn't even right twice a day.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • adinoid
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                    • Jan 2009
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: help me understand!!!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You're an idiot and a demon. Go spew your God-mockery elsewhere, boy.
                    If you feel anger or doubt, love those feelings as much as you love your feelings of joy and peace. Love your humanity as well as your divinity. Love your insecurities and your negative feelings. If you feel unforgiving, love those feelings too. Love all of what you call your "imperfections". You don't change them by denying or hating them. You change them by loving them. As you love your negative feelings they can evolve into their positive expressions.

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                    • adinoid
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: help me understand!!!!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Who do you know who has reached enlightenment, whatever that is?
                      Love is the doorway to enlightenment.

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Why do you continue to recommend others down the path of destruction?
                      This was never my intention. Your belief system navigates you to this conclusion.

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      You're just a hypocrite salad-bar wanna-be spiritualist who changes direction more quickly than the hands on a watch. Your watch isn't even right twice a day.
                      You can love your negative feelings, and thus raise their vibrations out of limitation into light, or you can hate and resist them. Hating them gives them even more power over you.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: help me understand!!!!

                        You need to lay off the ecstasy, Yoda.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22832

                          #13
                          Re: help me understand!!!!

                          Originally posted by adinoid View Post
                          You can love your negative feelings, and thus raise their vibrations out of limitation into light, or you can hate and resist them. Hating them gives them even more power over you.
                          I would like you to print that out and look at it again when you grow up. I would also like to nominate it in the category of "Most vacuous sentence 2009"

                          Where did you study physics?
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Don the Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #14
                            Re: help me understand!!!!

                            Originally posted by friendofall View Post
                            friends,

                            ...i have always seeked a more active way of living
                            Lets start with basic grammar knothead - "sought"
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                            • Don the Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 480

                              #15
                              Re: help me understand!!!!

                              Originally posted by adinoid View Post
                              There are many paths to enlightenment. Choose the path this is most joyful to you and in alignment with your values.
                              You derelict - if you enjoy face rape with flaming tally-wackers and anal probing with same then go ahead and choose a path that does not include Jesus. Otherwise, go Jesus, go Jesus, go, go!
                              Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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