Another Catholic Moment of Triumph!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Good news for all who wish to walk hand in hand with our Lord and Heavenly Father for eternity.

We are pleased to announce that The Catholic Church will be bringing his Holiness Pope Benedict directly to the 'Masses' (hehe) via YouTube.

While some folks, like the Baptwits here at Landrover, are still calling each other on tomato cans connected with waxed string, we Catholics are well prepared to continue bringing the rich history and guidance of the Church Jesus built on the rock of Saint Peter to the world via modern, not 17th century, technology.

For more information please go to our website www.vatican.va for more information or drop by any one of our thousands of local Churches. Tell them Father Mo sent you and get free, autographed picture of The Pope!



Bless you, my flatulent flat earthers,
Father Mo




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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Another Catholic Moment of Triumph!

I am writing to CARA to have this video classified NC-17 after I foolishly clicked the link and, despite it taking me nowhere, I pursued the elusive satan and cut and pasted the url.

I chose a video called “Octava Dies” hoping to see someone called Octava, a minion of the anti-christ, breathing her last and being dragged into Hell by demons, but it is a clear and regrettably all too typical case of deceit and misrepresentation! It is just film of the whore of Babylon himself walking about the place in his golden fish-hat waving his hands and speaking the Devil’s tongue!

Then disaster! Jeremiah, one of my grandchildren walked in the room; his very words were, “Grandfather , Sir, can I read you a passage from Numbers 31…?” Then his eyes went to the screen; he saw the kiddiepiffler in chief, and he let out an awful wail that came from his very soul.

The poor boy is traumatized and inconsolable; he refuses to come out of my pray closet. He wants to know why the Anti-Christ, Ratslinger, is “coming to get him.”

I have ordered all servants to pray for him!