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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #1

    Those whacky Brits

    This is a direct result of poor dental hygiene and boiled beef. I also sense a homer alert here.

    London News: A grieving London groom is set to wed his deceased fiancee
    by Kirsty Ross. Friday, 16 January 2009
    A GRIEVING London groom will wed his dead fiancée in a marriage-style ceremony six months after she died in a car crash.

    Alan Hooley, 25, plans to recreate the romantic nuptials the loving couple had planned before his 21-year-old lover, Charlotte Simpson, was killed in October.

    The decorator, from south-east London, will wear a white jacket, pink waistcoat and incorporate the horse-drawn carriage and pink flowers his bride-to-be had chosen.

    Some 250 guests, including friends and family, will attend the tragic blessing ceremony on 2 May.

    In an unusual twist, Hooley will also wear a chain sporting a diamond made from Simpson’s ashes.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Those whacky Brits

    Is this one of those zombie weddings they have in England?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Those whacky Brits

      Decorator? Pink waistcoat? Those homers sit up all night thinking up new ways to desecrate traditional marriage, don't they?
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22869

        #4
        Re: Those whacky Brits

        In an unusual twist, Hooley will also wear a chain sporting a diamond made from Simpson’s ashes.
        Unusual!!! Unusual??? It’s damn unique! This is like having a dead body hung round your neck!


        PS has anyone any idea of how many carats of diamond a wife would make? Oh, I don’t know, say someone the size of Mrs. Bathfire i.e. 5’8” – 132lb?
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