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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #1

    I have lost my faith

    Dear friends,

    I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

    In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: I have lost my faith

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Dear friends,

    I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

    In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
    You just got yourself Infractionized.
    How dare you come in here Posting while under the influence of Drugs.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Brother Cletus
      Probably Saved
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 157

      #3
      Re: I have lost my faith

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Dear friends,

      I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

      In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
      Why is Bill Clinton posting here?

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      • Billy Ram
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 220

        #4
        Re: I have lost my faith

        I'm sorry to hear about this change of heart Mr. Basher. I hope it's nothing I said that has sent you on this road to Hell. This does open up an interesting question though. Maybe a Pastor can answer this. According to Hebrews chapter 6 if you leave the faith your done for no second chance but on the other hand if you were really saved you could not commit this sin of apostasy. Which is it Mr. Basher? Are you just feeling a little blue today?

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22833

          #5
          Re: I have lost my faith

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Dear friends,

          I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual.
          Naturally, I am shocked as you were progressing nicely along the path to acceptance by God as a True Christian(tm). However, your fall from Grace presents a golden opportunity for BS (Biblical Science), tell us, as soon as you became an atheist, were you overwhelmed with feelings of lust for young naked, well-bronzed men? I have long been interested in the causes of Homerism, and I think you may have provided an answer - atheism!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: I have lost my faith

            I am not shocked at all. There was something a little wrong with this heathen basher guy from the start. I think maybe he was trying to infiltrate landover? Was he a spy? I wonder what kind of information he passed on to his handlers?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Qurtoeck
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Jan 2009
              • 51

              #7
              Re: I have lost my faith

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Dear friends,

              I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

              In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
              Obvious troll is obvious, but still.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #8
                Re: I have lost my faith

                Originally posted by Qurtoeck View Post
                Obvious troll is obvious, but still.
                And you are... ??


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Shinigami
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 116

                  #9
                  Re: I have lost my faith

                  Originally posted by Qurtoeck View Post
                  Obvious troll is obvious, but still.
                  No. What is the point of trolling Landover and making light of God? There is none and it's stupid. Depart evildoer!! Chantard and hellbait the lot of you destined for Hell and torment!
                  I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: I have lost my faith

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Dear friends,

                    I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

                    In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
                    This breaks my heart, friend, to know that you have chosen the broad way that leads to destruction.



                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                    • Billy Ram
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 220

                      #11
                      Re: I have lost my faith

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      This breaks my heart, friend, to know that you have chosen the broad way that leads to destruction.



                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Pastor Billy, if Mr. Basher commits this act of apostasy does that mean he was never saved and if he was does he only have one chance?

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #12
                        Re: I have lost my faith

                        Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                        Pastor Billy, if Mr. Basher commits this act of apostasy does that mean he was never saved
                        Yes, he hasn't been saved yet. In Matt 7:23, Jesus promises that he will profess to the unsaved, "I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

                        Jesus NEVER knew Mr. Basher, and that goes for anyone who isn't saved.

                        Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                        and if he was does he only have one chance?
                        Only God knows when his last chance will be. I'll be praying for him.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                        ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                        Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                        #ChristianLivesMatter

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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #13
                          Re: I have lost my faith

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          I am now an atheist...I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan.
                          My friend:

                          I wonder if there is still hope for you. "Atheists" do not worship satan...who, though certainly fallen, was at one time one of God's angels.

                          This means that in a corner of your smoldering heart, you still hold a belief in Jesus.

                          PRAISE!

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                          • Hawk
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 116

                            #14
                            Re: I have lost my faith

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Dear friends,

                            I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

                            In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.

                            In the name of Jesus Christ my Lord, demon be gone!! NOW!! you have no right to be in his body, his body is the property of God! Go to the pitt from where you came from! You liar, murderer and abomination to God, I rebuke you with the authority given to me by Jesus Christ! BE GONE!!

                            Be free my friend!
                            IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #15
                              Re: I have lost my faith

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Dear friends,

                              I am sorry to say I am no longer a Christian. My eyes have been open to the light of rational thinking and logic. I am now an atheist, and a homosexual. I plan on celebrating my leaving of fake Christianity by having a massive gay orgy while worshiping Satan. Also, I plan to make a new career in life as being an abortionist.

                              In conclusion, I hate Jesus and I hate this church, and from now on I will be open to all people, no matter how perverse and sick.
                              Do you imagine that this new plan will work out for you? Are you happy with your decision to trade in eternal life for eternal damnation?

                              Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

                              There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

                              Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

                              Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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