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  • Mr. Jingles
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    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574
    #1

    Endangered species get what they deserve

    Why would any true Christian care about 'endangered species?' They're becoming extinct because that's what our creator wants. Take buffalos, for one. What did we need hairy cows for? Whales? Did Jonah like whales? I doubt it. Sure, it's fun to harpoon them & turn them into soap, but other than that, I see no use for them. I'm sure they offended God, anyway.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22828
      #2
      Re: Endangered species get what they deserve

      A wise and considered approach Brother Jingles, God is a lesson to us all, I'm sure that He clears out unwanted rubbish from His Heavenly Abode, just as you or I might clean out a garage.

      Buffalo, Dodo, Whale, Snow Leopard, etc, are just all so much junk - I've never seen any and I can't say I'm pining to see them - they've probably all got a rank odor.
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Endangered species get what they deserve

          I do hope HE doesn't kill all the snow leopards, they make such beautiful coats and boots. I have a few and every time I wear them someone has something to say about them.
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551
              #4
              Re: Endangered species get what they deserve

              God gave us the animals to hunt, kill, eat, wear, play with, experiment on, or be entertained by. The Holy Bible is crystal clear on this point. A buffalo is nothing more than a weed that tastes good. Amen.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Just James
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 56
                  #5
                  Re: Endangered species get what they deserve

                  Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                  Why would any true Christian care about 'endangered species?' They're becoming extinct because that's what our creator wants. Take buffalos, for one. What did we need hairy cows for? Whales? Did Jonah like whales? I doubt it. Sure, it's fun to harpoon them & turn them into soap, but other than that, I see no use for them. I'm sure they offended God, anyway.
                  Indeed.

                  In fact, I would even go so far as to say that if an animal has offended God it is our duty as True Christians to carry out God's work and make these animals extinct ourselves.

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