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  • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

    There is something on you that goes too long and it will never reach Sister Talitha... unless it's in a air tight locked box.
    That is inappropriate. You are correct in saying that it is long though. Good thing that box is air tight too because sooner or later it's going to start to smell in there.
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    • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

      Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
      As a black man I know I might not be very popular on this forum, but all I really want is to worship with others online. I implore others to follow this code against Racism. As the lord does, I love all of you unconditionally.
      Reverend Al, did you receive your divinity degree off the back of a cereal box? God's love is not unconditional. Here's what Jesus said about it:

      He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. John 14:21

      Maybe if you'd stop faking racist incidents you'd have enough time to actually read the Gospel of which you claim to be a minister.

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

        Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
        That is inappropriate. You are correct in saying that it is long though. Good thing that box is air tight too because sooner or later it's going to start to smell in there.
        If you continue to sexually harrass the comely True Christian sisters of this church then things might get very inappropriate for you. For does not the Lord say to chop off that which offends, for it would be better that you became a blind enuch than burn in Hell with an overactive tallywhacker.

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        [29] And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
        [30] And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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        • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

          I fear that I may soon only be able to move, see and feel with the aid of a chair, an assistant who can read, and a seeing-eye dog.

          Save me brothers, for I may have to chop of my arms, legs, tallywhacker, pluck out my eyes, stab myself in the brain, and shave my palms (not psalms, for they should be kept in their entirety for the choir boys to recite in their heads whilst they receive the ministrations of the preacher).

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          • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

            Jesus Hates racist faggots

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            • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

              Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
              Jesus Hates racist faggots
              You are so right.
              There is nothing worse than some pervert Homer shouting abuse at Nigras.

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              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
                Jesus Hates racist faggots
                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                You are so right.
                There is nothing worse than some pervert Homer shouting abuse at Nigras.
                I must add my voice to the lovely Sister Talitha's in agreeing with you, DT.

                Jesus hates ALL faggots, so naturally, He also hates the racist ones.

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                • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                  I'm sure noone here is racist- why do you all need this measure?
                  (Seriously)
                  Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                  • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                    Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                    I'm sure noone here is racist- why do you all need this measure?
                    (Seriously)
                    To warn 'tards, trolls and Unsaved Trash who might be tempted to insult less fortunate parts of God's Creation and to protect women and children from offensive posts.
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                    • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                      Ah, now it makes sense. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
                      Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                      • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                        Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                        I'm sure noone here is racist- why do you all need this measure?
                        (Seriously)
                        Peter Noone is a racist!? I had no idea, but I guess I'm not surprised. He does sing about "brown people" a lot.
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                          Hmmm...old thread, but it seems rather interesting...

                          Ahaha, I love...how anyone on this site who opposes the views of you rednecks (yes, rednecks indeedy-so) disagrees with your or starts a debate with an argument which is clearly a lot stronger, more sophisticated and more fact-based than yours is labelled as "unsaved"...

                          As if arguing your opinion condemns you to Hell...? Wha?

                          Kinda reminds me of Stalin...yah know? That communist, fat geezer who "got rid" of all the people he hated? Because he couldn't handle criticism and truth? Ahahah! Sorry. It's funny!

                          Also...did God personally tell all you guys "I give you the right to act superior to others and to tell people whether they are going to Hell or not!" No? Didn't think so...

                          I mean, do you even pray to God and ask him for guidence? Or just think that the ideas and thoughts that pop into your head are His word? Sheesh...

                          Most of your points seem so childish sometimes...

                          Also, that picture of those brains (LOL, Asian, European, Racist, Blacks..funny, neh?) One thing - It is proven that us Asians have the largest brains, not Europeans...)

                          That's right...I'm Asian. Chinese to be exact Asian and Fricking Proud.


                          Which is why I'm so offended by this whole site's ideas and this particular RACIST forum. I don't even know, how I happened to stumble across it...

                          But I had a look, and I hate how you proclaim yourselves as "True Christians" as if you have the right to say that you are. Isn't it up to God to judge whether you're a "True Christian"? Yup. It is.

                          Ahaha, how you interpret the bible is childish and seems just plain WRONG. I'm sure that the majority of the world would disagree with how you think..How can you even be so sure that your interpretation is correct..? You can't!! Dun, Dun, Duuuuun!! Deary me.

                          (OMG!! I'm gonna be called a God-hating bigot nooooow!! Or what was it...ahaha... a heathen!! Maybe also a "Fake Christian" Nooooooo!!!!!)

                          Oh yeah, you talked about shipping all the "Orientals", blacks, mexicans and whatever outta the USA, well then, looks like your white azzes are gonna have to be shipped all the way back to Europe then, give the Native Americans back their land and all that...America would be rather empty...

                          Annnd...Don't talk about blacks as if they're inferior then say you're not racist:

                          Ahem, racism is "Animosity towards other races" and "belief in racial superiority" You may not have said it outright, but you are so obviously leaning towards it...Racism is not just calling people bad names.

                          Oh yeah, I also love how you're not black..but you get to decide what words are are "acceptable" for labelling them with...I'm sure you wouldn't say this to a black person's face...you're just hiding behind a screen..

                          Hmmm...what else can I moan about before I get kicked off this site...

                          In my eyes, this is a Cult. Similar to the KKK. Kinda reminds me of it...ya know "White Supremecy" shizzle...like being white makes you a better Christian....ahahaaaaaaaaaaa. No.

                          Then you fill all your cute little children's mind's with all your rubbish and they begin to believe it too. Brainwashing I tell you. Brainwashing!!

                          Lol I saw on here, "Obama is not my president" Okay, if you have an American Citizenship, technically he is.....I mean, come on, deal with it. If you don't want a black president, why didn't ya'll run for president yourself in an attempt to stop him?? Instead of yelling at a TV screen with a can of beer rested on your gigantic, over-sized belly (Funny!!)

                          Right, I've run out of steam and I've got things to do....yup. I'm not white, but I need to study for my Physics Degree....along with some of my black buddies...ooooh...maybe they have some white in them!! Is that why they're so clever???
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                          • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                            Originally posted by Itazura View Post
                            Blah Blah Blah
                            tldr


                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                              Stalin was not a communist.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

                                Originally posted by Itazura View Post
                                One thing - It is proven that us Asians have the largest brains, not Europeans...)

                                That's right...I'm Asian. Chinese to be exact Asian and Fricking Proud.
                                That's all we need, some boodhist slant telling Christian white people they're wrong.

                                Have you got no laundry to do boy? Chop! Chop!
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                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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