[DemiGlace]

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My dear Merkin -

Are you unable to differentiate between a form of government (democracy, dictatorship, monarchy) and an economic system (capitalism, communism, socialism)? Let me know when you figure out the difference. Bear in mind that fascist governments are often capitalist. Feel free to tell all your little friends that you've been "schooled" by a female.

Every Christian knows that we all have the free will to do as we please. You are free to hate God all you like. You are free to post whatever you like on this forum.

God is likewise free. Free to cast you into eternal hellfire. This being a church (that is, privately-owned) forum, not a government-funded site, the moderators are free to remove your offensive, half-baked drivel. I read the terms of service when I signed up. Did you?

I don't see anyone making you stay here while something is forced down your throat. From what I've read on the forum, you may be headed for some scalding hot bile if you don't get right with God! (I can't say that I've run across that particular passage in my study of the Bible, but maybe I missed it . . . ?)

I am sorry Ma'am but in the True Christian faith as a female you have no right to speak to any male in this tone. You should banned.

[JennyD]

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I am sorry Ma'am but in the True Christian faith as a female you have no right to speak to any male in this tone. You should banned.

I'm sorry, dimwit, but Saved(r) women may speak down to Unsaved Trash no matter what the gender.

And I see one of us was banned, after all.

I believe our resident advice columnist, Shirlee Phelps-Dodge (daughter of the mining magnate), has written a column on that very subject.

[Never]

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Q-Bert, we are kind to people of all races. We in fact try extra hard to save Negroes; just ask Remy LeBeau (see his "Ask an Ex-Negro" thread in the Landover Baptist Lounge section). Why, we have a whole ex-Negro program, to help Negroes become White inside, just like all other True Christians™!

Tell me, if you were a Negro, raised up in Negro "culture" -- jacking cars, hipping hops, stealing pies, Kwanzaaing, listening to Jazz music, and inventing things from peanuts -- do you think you'd know anything about Jesus? NO! You'd know all about different kinds of watermelon, maybe, but not the difference between Jesus and, say, a Honda NSX or a surfboard. All three are equally foreign to Negro "culture".

We want to save Negroes from that hellish life, and help them come to Jesus instead! Is that not love? Do we not refrain from chopping their hands off when they slip and steal our pies? We do not spare the rod, but that would, of course, spoil the niglet!

And you say we are not loving!

Since when does being a "true Christian" mean you have to be white. You say you're not racist yet try to turn people of a different skin colour so that they are "white inside". This is the most horribly racist thing I have read in my entire life. Stealing pies? Jacking cars? This website makes me sick to the core.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since when does being a "true Christian" mean you have to be white. You say you're not racist yet try to turn people of a different skin colour so that they are "white inside". This is the most horribly racist thing I have read in my entire life. Stealing pies? Jacking cars? This website makes me sick to the core.

Pal, we haven't got a racist bone in our True Christian™ bodies. We simply follow God's Word, to the letter. Many call us extreme, but if doing God's work is extreme, then so be it.

To paraphrase the much-beloved late Republican Barry Goldwater: “I would remind you that extremism in the defense of (Jesus) is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of (liberalism) is no virtue.”

[lady_c]

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Pal, we haven't got a racist bone in our True Christian™ bodies. We simply follow God's Word, to the letter. Many call us extreme, but if doing God's work is extreme, then so be it.

To paraphrase the much-beloved late Republican Barry Goldwater: “I would remind you that extremism in the defense of (Jesus) is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of (liberalism) is no virtue.”

Do you understand that when people call you extremists, they are putting you on the same level of thilth as the Taliban and the Al-Qaeda?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you understand that when people call you extremists, they are putting you on the same level of thilth as the Taliban and the Al-Qaeda?

Extremism isn't always a dirty word. Aren't you willing to defend your principles with all your might? Was it extremist to save Australia and the world from the sneaky yellow japs back in WW2?

God tells us that he hates mealy-mouthed milktoast limpwristed do-nothings.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

We are on fire for Jesus! You should be too!!

[Never]

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Question: Why do you always imply (or blatantly state) that people who question Christian beliefs are homosexuals? I'm not wanting to start a debate as it would just keep on going forever as I can tell already that we both hold different opinions about homosexuals (you have a problem, I don't).

[lady_c]

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Yes, I understand this but, when people say it too you, they not saying it positively! They are saying it as a dirty word and it does mean what I said it meant!

Please don't quote at me, I don't like it.
Don't get me started on the whole America saved the world bullshit.
Simple fact is that you didn't. I'm not in the mood to discuss Americas disgusting murderous ways. As far as I'm concerned the bomb should have gone off in America. You keep your opinions and I'll keep mine. Nuff said.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Do you understand that when people call you extremists, they are putting you on the same level of thilth as the Taliban and the Al-Qaeda?

Strange use of the word “tilth”… Nevertheless, did you not read the Pastor's message above? – it was the one you quoted.



How can being fired with the all encompassing love of Jesus equate to living in a cave, having a towel on your head, speaking gibberish, stoning people to death, subjugating women and occasionally coming out to commit mass-murder?

On the other hand your level of thought has not, so far impressed. Anyway, have you nothing to do in the kitchen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Question: Why do you always imply (or blatantly state) that people who question Christian beliefs are homosexuals?

That is simply not true. You are a guest on our forum, and tossing out obvious lies is no way to please Jesus.

I'm not wanting to start a debate as it would just keep on going forever as I can tell already that we both hold different opinions about homosexuals (you have a problem, I don't).

Our opinion about sodomites is God's opinion. There is nothing to debate. The Bible is crystal clear on this point.

By the way, the Bible also states that those who support queers are just as repulsive to God as the actual pervert. so you might want to watch your mouth, pal.

[Never]

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Our opinion about sodomites is God's opinion. There is nothing to debate. The Bible is crystal clear on this point.

By the way, the Bible also states that those who support queers are just as repulsive to God as the actual pervert. so you might want to watch your mouth, pal.

There's nothing to debate in your eyes as you are a hardcore Christian and I'm a heathen to you, obviously, but to me there is so much too debate.

Why are you trying to threaten me over the internet? "you might want to watch your mouth, pal." Is God going to come down and get me if I speak more about homosexuals? Let's see, well, a good friend of mine and my parents is homosexual and he's an extremely funny and nice fellow. He makes fun of homosexuals who go out their way to be homosexual (i.e. the stereotypical voice, walk, etc.)

[JennyD]

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Since when does being a "true Christian" mean you have to be white. You say you're not racist yet try to turn people of a different skin colour so that they are "white inside". This is the most horribly racist thing I have read in my entire life. Stealing pies? Jacking cars? This website makes me sick to the core.

That sure explains why you keep posting here.

And we want them to be "pure and white" inside. That doesn't mean we feed them Clorox! It means we want them pure as the Lamb, like WE are.

Mr. Remy LeBeau still has dark skin. He has given up Negro "culture" in favor of Jesus! Why do you hate him for wanting to better himself and be Saved(c)? Would you be happier if he were damned to eternal torture in the Hell the good Lord has created?

Why are you so selfish and hateful?

There's nothing to debate in your eyes as you are a hardcore Christian and I'm a heathen to you, obviously, but to me there is so much too debate.

Why are you trying to threaten me over the internet? "you might want to watch your mouth, pal." Is God going to come down and get me if I speak more about homosexuals? Let's see, well, a good friend of mine and my parents is homosexual and he's an extremely funny and nice fellow. He makes fun of homosexuals who go out their way to be homosexual (i.e. the stereotypical voice, walk, etc.)

Well, leave it to Neaver to talk about his good friend the homersexual who makes fun of homersexuals. Yay, a homer-hating homer. That's quite something! Though I suppose they all must hate homers to some degree, otherwise they'd not condemn themselves through their perverted lusts, disgusting sodomitious orgies, and affection for pink-dyed, ribbon-festooned toy poodles named 'Butch'.


A homer's "manly" dog. Jesus weeps.

Instead of telling us how funny it is to watch your bigoted, homer-hating homer friend make fun of other homers, why not direct him to the Straight for Jesus section? He could there learn about Betty Bowers' Baptists Are Saving Homersexuals ministry, and maybe, just maybe, become a pure and clean (see, clean instead of white, but meaning the same thing) ex-Gay! Unlike you, we will treat him with respect and love, and not treat him as some queeny Court Jester.


Pastor isn't saying God will "come down and get you". He is telling you in clear English that God condemns not just homersexuals, but also "those that take pleasure in them". Like YOU. Which means that your defense of those practicing the Queer Arts will land YOU in a special part of God's Hell. Is that what you want?

[Never]

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That sure explains why you keep posting here.

And we want them to be "pure and white" inside. That doesn't mean we feed them Clorox! It means we want them pure as the Lamb, like WE are.

Mr. Remy LeBeau still has dark skin. He has given up Negro "culture" in favor of Jesus! Why do you hate him for wanting to better himself and be Saved©? Would you be happier if he were damned to eternal torture in the Hell the good Lord has created?

Why are you so selfish and hateful?

Well, leave it to Neaver to talk about his good friend the homersexual who makes fun of homersexuals. Yay, a homer-hating homer. That's quite something! Though I suppose they all must hate homers to some degree, otherwise they'd not condemn themselves through their perverted lusts, disgusting sodomitious orgies, and affection for pink-dyed, ribbon-festooned toy poodles named 'Butch'.



Instead of telling us how funny it is to watch your bigoted, homer-hating homer friend make fun of other homers, why not direct him to the Straight for Jesus section? He could there learn about Betty Bowers' Baptists Are Saving Homersexuals ministry, and maybe, just maybe, become a pure and clean (see, clean instead of white, but meaning the same thing) ex-Gay! Unlike you, we will treat him with respect and love, and not treat him as some queeny Court Jester.


Pastor isn't saying God will "come down and get you". He is telling you in clear English that God condemns not just homersexuals, but also "those that take pleasure in them". Like YOU. Which means that your defense of those practicing the Queer Arts will land YOU in a special part of God's Hell. Is that what you want?

I post here as I am naturally argumentative but then get sidetracked after a while so give it a couple of hours and I'll be gone I reckon I realise he is still black but the way it was phrased it is like you are saying he is to be white skinned on the inside. I'm selfish for having an opinion? People on this website must be the most selfish people around then.

I only spoke of my homosexual friend as it seemed the type of thing that would rile others. I think he's fine being gay to be honest but thank you for offering. I don't believe being gay is a lifestyle choice as you seem to make out. I think it is something that is within you from birth that makes you straight or gay.

Oh, okay so even though I think that when I die nothing happens, I'll just be thrown into the ground and that's it I'm still meant to be frightened? I'll remember that for the future.

[JennyD]

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I post here as I am naturally argumentative but then get sidetracked after a while so give it a couple of hours and I'll be gone I reckon I realise he is still black but the way it was phrased it is like you are saying he is to be white skinned on the inside. I'm selfish for having an opinion? People on this website must be the most selfish people around then.

No, you're selfish for wanting Negroes not to change their ways and become Saved(c), all so that YOU can be entertained by rap "music" and Jazz and Kwanzaa and watermelon-seed-spitting contests. THAT is why you are selfish.

I only spoke of my homosexual friend as it seemed the type of thing that would rile others. I think he's fine being gay to be honest but thank you for offering. I don't believe being gay is a lifestyle choice as you seem to make out. I think it is something that is within you from birth that makes you straight or gay.

Your bigotry is the thing that riles us. You spout off about how your homer friend makes fun of homers, instead of helping them (and himself) to become Saved(c) ex-Gays. Do you not recognize the evil you perpetuate?

Oh, okay so even though I think that when I die nothing happens, I'll just be thrown into the ground and that's it I'm still meant to be frightened? I'll remember that for the future.

I hope you do.

[Never]

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No, you're selfish for wanting Negroes not to change their ways and become Saved©, all so that YOU can be entertained by rap "music" and Jazz and Kwanzaa and watermelon-seed-spitting contests. THAT is why you are selfish.

Your bigotry is the thing that riles us. You spout off about how your homer friend makes fun of homers, instead of helping them (and himself) to become Saved© ex-Gays. Do you not recognize the evil you perpetuate?

I hope you do.

Whoa! Here comes Super Racist! You're obviously going to deny this but what you are saying is that all black people are good for is rap music, Jazz, Kwanzaa and watermelon-seed-spitting contests. You make out that people with black skin need to be saved as if not those things listed are all they will amount to. I am not selfish, I do not enjoy rap music either. I'm just saying what you said was racist even if you believe it not to be.

Why would I help my homosexual friend? There's nothing wrong with him.

I won't because I believe nothing happens to us when we die. There's no Heaven, no Hell, just death.