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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    JESUS is My Friend

    Just to brighten your day. Enjoy!



    If this doesn't make you want to stand up and dance across the room NOTHING will!

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22902

    #2
    Re: JESUS is My Friend

    Excellent! What's the title of the song?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: JESUS is My Friend

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Excellent! What's the title of the song?
      JESUS is My Friend. The wonderful band is called SonSeed! I just Lve them. I wish Sal (the leas singer) would do a GODLY duet with Roper Crossburn, now THAT would be awesome!
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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #4
        Re: JESUS is My Friend

        Egads, I try my hand at poetry, but I doubt I can ever reach the the lyrical quality of whoever wrote this! JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE!!

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: JESUS is My Friend

          Needs more cowbell.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: JESUS is My Friend

            The way that little guitar player swivels his hips is almost sinful.
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: JESUS is My Friend

              I can barely understand what the singer is saying. That backbeat is as wild as any negro "bee-bop."
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Roper Crossburn
                The Voice of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 94

                #8
                Re: JESUS is My Friend

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                JESUS is My Friend. The wonderful band is called SonSeed! I just Lve them. I wish Sal (the leas singer) would do a GODLY duet with Roper Crossburn, now THAT would be awesome!
                Funny you should say that, Daisy. As you know, my next album Here Comes The Son (©2009 Landover Baptist Records) is hitting stores countywide this Saturday, April 18th, to coincide with the anniversary of the Resurrection of our Savior. I'll be doing a series of local shows to promote this fantastic record, performing a dynamic mix of classics, selected cover versions, and cuts from the new album.

                The reason I bring this up is that I've been in talks with Sal Polichetti about having him join me onstage for a couple of numbers. Truth is, he's a bit concerned about the political content of some of my songs ("Six Million My Ass" was the one he mentioned), and likewise I'm leery about performing a duet with another gent—somehow it just doesn't seem right to me. But I sincerely hope we'll be able to work something out. Sal is a fine specimen of Christian manhood and he still has a magnificent voice. I'll keep you updated.
                Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 02-09-2009, 01:29 AM. Reason: corrected date at Mr. Crossburn's request

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: JESUS is My Friend

                  Originally posted by Roper Crossburn View Post
                  Funny you should say that, Daisy. As you know, my next album Here Comes The Son (©2009 Landover Baptist Records) is hitting stores countywide this Easter Sunday, April 19th, to coincide with the anniversary of the Resurrection of our Savior. I'll be doing a series of local shows to promote this fantastic record, performing a dynamic mix of classics, selected cover versions, and cuts from the new album.

                  The reason I bring this up is that I've been in talks with Sal Polichetti about having him join me onstage for a couple of numbers. Truth is, he's a bit concerned about the political content of some of my songs ("Six Million My Ass" was the one he mentioned), and likewise I'm leery about performing a duet with another gent—somehow it just doesn't seem right to me. But I sincerely hope we'll be able to work something out. Sal is a fine specimen of Christian manhood and he still has a magnificent voice. I'll keep you updated.
                  ~~~~Swoon~~~ ~~~Faint~~~~

                  Be still my heart. I HAVE to see this! Thank you for the wonderful update Brother Crossburn!!
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                  • Roper Crossburn
                    The Voice of Freehold
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 94

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                    Re: JESUS is My Friend

                    My pleasure, Daisy. Anything I can do to please a Christian lady like yourself is my pleasure.

                    Thank you for fixing my post, Sister Virginia. The album will be released on Saturday, April 18th—as you well know, no businesses in Freehold will be open on Easter Sunday. However, it is my wish that all of you will listen to the new album as you celebrate His Glorious Resurrection.

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                    • Rocking for JC
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 58

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                      Re: JESUS is My Friend

                      DUDE! That's totally AWESOME. I'll show this to the guys tomorrow. We should totally do a cover for our show this Saturday at the Country Buffet. We will have to give it a little more hard core rockn' beat though.

                      JEEEEEEEEE SUS! IS A FRIEEEEND OF MIIIIINE YEEEEEAH!
                      My grandmother is going to love it.
                      "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
                      I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
                      I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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