[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you serious?

I dom't have much money. I'm just a little boy

See? You're already on the right road by admitting you're a boy. As long as you stop wearing make-up and pretending to be a girl, you've made a good start. But it can't end here. You must give your life up to Jesus. Beg Him to forgive your miserable soul for all your transgressions!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

Nope. You're calling me a girl. You don't know what a goth is. HAHA...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Are you serious?

Nope. You're calling me a girl. You don't know what a goth is. HAHA...

Try reading our GOTH thread.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

Well most of those listed "warnings" are not a sign of being a goth...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you serious?

Nope. You're calling me a girl. You don't know what a goth is. HAHA...

No, I was calling you a girl-wannabe because of your propensity for make-up, but you seem to have progressed past that. You've admitted you're a boy, so I assume you've stopped making yourself up like a girl. And I do know what a goth is as I've read the thread and listened to the sermons, so I'm prepared for that evil, praise Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are you serious?

Well most of those listed "warnings" are not a sign of being a goth...

Friend,

Those warning signs were determined by top Christian Sociologist at Landover University working under Jesus' guidance. So you are saying you know more than these top men and our Lord and Savior? I would be careful with your reply friend; you are on thin ice here.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Are you serious?

Well most of those listed "warnings" are not a sign of being a goth...

Do you doubt the GODLY Pastors? Of course they know the signs of gothism seeing how they get their knowledge straight from JESUS. If one of the pastors says something you'd better believe it.

TURN OR PURN!
REPENT OR PERISH!
HE is willing to give you Eternal Life. You need but to repent of your goth and homer ways, accept HIM into your heart, and to tithe to HIS Favorite Church.

Don't wait, don't delay hitting the PayPal button below! JESUS could come back any time now so you need to be ready!

Hitting the PayPal button will put you in contact with one of our pastors who will assist you in setting up a tithing schedule.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

I give up.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are you serious?

I give up.

Oh excellent friend! Does that mean you repent of Satan and accept Christ then?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

I can't feel god. He doesn't like me...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you serious?

I can't feel god. He doesn't like me...

That's because you're used to pederast priests who tell you that it's God fondling your tallywhacker. Get that unpleasant memory out of your head and realize He's not going to be touching you physically (unless He has to toss you into the Lake of Fire, but there's still time to change that).

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

Anyway, I don't agree that I'm a bad person.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are you serious?

Anyway, I don't agree that I'm a bad person.

Friend,

Are you a bad person? Are you human? Yes. Are you without God? Yes. Then you are a bad person. The Bible teaches us that without God there is only utter depravity. A human by themselves is such a sick, disgusting, vile, repulsive creature that it deservers to be savagely tortured for eternity of the crime of existing. Hell is almost too good for the unsaved.

Yes you are evil but Jesus can help that if you let Him.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

I disagree. I'm not evil.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you serious?

I disagree. I'm not evil.

First you say that God's a liar by disagreeing with His Holy Word, then you say you're not evil. You can't have it both ways!