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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #31
    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by LeighKennedy View Post
    Yeah, definitely going to get Landover shut down!
    You seem rather tense. Would you fancy a hug right now?
    Maybe some time in your hug box would calm you down.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #32
      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

      If anyone was confused by my last post, this is a hug box or hug machine for rainman types.



      It helps them to feel like they are being embraced without being touched by an actual human being.

      The autistics/aspies are clearly demon possessed. I suspect they would catch on fire if a True Christian™ actually touched them instead of screaming like when a regular human does.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #33
        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

        Originally posted by LeighKennedy View Post
        Look, I have had enough of how contradictory you all are!
        How are we contradictory? All we do is follow the Bible word-for-word. I hope you don't think there's anything contrary about God's Word?
        Originally posted by LeighKennedy View Post
        Haha, you keep changing my posts.
        If we were changing your posts, we'd change that post so it looked like we weren't changing your posts. The fact that we haven't done so proves we're not changing your posts. Maybe the demon possessing you stops you from being able to type properly?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #34
          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

          Originally posted by LeighKennedy View Post
          I am going to make sure this site gets shut down.
          Better Satan worshippers than you have tried, young lady. This is AMERICA! As long as we're under the constitution with its first amendment, or its eventual replacement, the King James 1611 Bible, our freedom of True Christian(tm) speech is PROTECTED no matter how badly liberals want to take that away!
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          • Nat-Berko
            Hatemonger
            • Sep 2009
            • 17

            #35
            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

            This is one of the most horrendous things I have ever read! Autistic children are not demon possessed! they have a medical condition that makes them unable to understand how to respond to normal situations. You people are supposed to be the light of the world and all you do is criticize and blame people for things that they cannot control. Do any of you actually know what autism is?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22839

              #36
              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

              Originally posted by Nat-Berko View Post
              This is one of the most horrendous things I have ever read! Autistic children are not demon possessed! they have a medical condition that makes them unable to understand how to respond to normal situations.
              Oh yes, that's what secular doctors would have you believe! Just see how quick they can take your money off you,and cast you aside when you have no more. Now we here at Landover know it is a curse from God (after all, as a chiristian of some sort, you will know God does everything)
              You people are supposed to be the light of the world and all you do is criticize and blame people for things that they cannot control. Do any of you actually know what autism is?
              Are you a retard? We are not criticizing, we are telling it as it is! Of course they can't control these things,God does them and NO ONE controls God... unless you think you can?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Nat-Berko
                Hatemonger
                • Sep 2009
                • 17

                #37
                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                why would God punish Innocent children? Couldn't it just be a side-effect of the first sin? we live in filth, but that dose'nt make us evil.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #38
                  Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                  Originally posted by Nat-Berko View Post
                  why would God punish Innocent children? Couldn't it just be a side-effect of the first sin? we live in filth, but that dose'nt make us evil.
                  You are obviously not a Christian. Why are you here?

                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself and your beliefs.

                  Our Church Doctrines are summarized HERE.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Nat-Berko
                    Hatemonger
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 17

                    #39
                    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                    I believe in God with all my heart. But it makes me sad to think that your spreading lies to people who actually want to have a loving relationship with God.

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241

                      #40
                      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                      After that little tirade from the Aspergerian here, I am moving towards the conclusion that Aspergers Syndrome is another one of those made up conditions a certain breed of asshole enjoys inflicting on the rest of us for more attention.

                      We have seen this proven with the Tourette creeps, and now we have the Aspergers out there causing trouble.

                      I think we have a good candidate to try the Therapeutic Slap treatment !!
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • Nat-Berko
                        Hatemonger
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 17

                        #41
                        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                        Almost all people with autism are the nicest people you'll ever meet.
                        Why are you trying to make them hurt. It's a shame that so many of you ar being blinded by the lies of these people. One of Jesus's best friends was a prostitute, and he loved her. Children with disabilities arn't any worse than she.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #42
                          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                          Originally posted by Nat-Berko View Post
                          Almost all people with autism are the nicest people you'll ever meet.
                          Why are you trying to make them hurt. It's a shame that so many of you ar being blinded by the lies of these people. One of Jesus's best friends was a prostitute, and he loved her. Children with disabilities arn't any worse than she.
                          Please quote the Scripture that backs up your claims. We certainly aren't going to take the word of a mental defective God mocker.

                          God hates cripples. The sooner you understand and accept that, the better off you'll be.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Nat-Berko
                            Hatemonger
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 17

                            #43
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                            Jesus healed the blind man in mark 10:46-52. blind is a disability is it not?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #44
                              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                              Originally posted by Nat-Berko View Post
                              Jesus healed the blind man in mark 10:46-52. blind is a disability is it not?
                              Did He heal every cripple in the world? No. Why not I wonder?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Nat-Berko
                                Hatemonger
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 17

                                #45
                                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                                he was human and he couldn't get to every single person on earth with a problem. use common sense.

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