A Question About Spilled Seed Souls??

**Godswarrior** · 02-12-2009, 04:45 PM

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You should beat him with the catalog for what he has done! Then you should be punished for allowing it to happen. As a woman it falls on your shoulders.

**Pastor Isaac Peters** · 02-12-2009, 05:46 PM

Re: A Question About Spilled Seed Souls??

Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

Can one be forgiven for murdering millions of souls?

The one unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost:

Matt. 12:31: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

So under God's perfect Law, someone who murders millions can be forgiven, provided that he does not also blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.

**Bobby-Joe** · 02-12-2009, 05:54 PM

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Yes Sister, you need to take your son by the hand and help him get a grip on this self pollution before more damage is done. If you don’t have the heart to discipline Tater yourself perhaps you should ask Sister Talitha’s help on this. The Mexican staff calls her “La Diabla” because of her righteous dealings with them so I am sure she can help Tater beat his “m” habit. Also how about Pastor Zeke, he was telling is in the Landover Club House steam room that given two hours by himself with a young man Pastor Zeke can guarantee that young man will never look at a woman with lust in his heart ever again.

**Talitha** · 02-12-2009, 06:28 PM

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Don't be too hasty Sister Thumper.
Why, only yesterday young Tater was in my bedroom going through my underwear drawer.
When I asked him what he was doing he told me that Brassiere elastic makes a great Slingshot

**Justina Thyme** · 02-13-2009, 01:46 AM

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Please don't be too hardon Tater just yet, Sister Thumper.

He is young yet, and possibly inadequately equipped to get a firm grasp on the problem. Were I in your place, I would gently prick his conscience by consigning him to his prayer closet for whatever length of time seems appropriate to the depth of his offense. I would, of course, also pray that our gracious LORD come into his body, mind and soul, that he be forever filled with the all-penetrating light and love of Jesus.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 02-13-2009, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Talitha View Post

Don't be too hasty Sister Thumper.
Why, only yesterday young Tater was in my bedroom going through my underwear drawer.
When I asked him what he was doing he told me that Brassiere elastic makes a great Slingshot

He told me he in your room was looking for padding to sew into his football shoulder pads. Apparently he needed a couple of large chunks.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 02-13-2009, 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post

Please don't be too hardon Tater just yet, Sister Thumper.

He is young yet, and possibly inadequately equipped to get a firm grasp on the problem. Were I in your place, I would gently prick his conscience by consigning him to his prayer closet for whatever length of time seems appropriate to the depth of his offense. I would, of course, also pray that our gracious LORD come into his body, mind and soul, that he be forever filled with the all-penetrating light and love of Jesus.

I'm up for that job! Sister Thumper, send the boy over tonight and I'll spend some up-close-and-personal time with the boy. After some time in the prayer closet, we can go down to my ~~training room~~ rec room in the basement.

I'll have him praising Jesus hard before sending him home to you in the morning.

**Talitha** · 02-13-2009, 10:06 AM

Re: A Question About Spilled Seed Souls??

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

He told me he in your room was looking for padding to sew into his football shoulder pads. Apparently he needed a couple of large chunks.

So you've been rummaging through my Drawers too Pastor?

Now you come to mention it, Tater did mention that I had some mighty fine Pillows.

**Wide-Open** · 02-13-2009, 10:24 AM

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I don't want to take away attention from young Tater, but I see that he will be dealt with - praise Pastor Zeke!

But I have a question, and it's a bit of an embarrasing one.

Back in my unsaved days, my mind was tainted with stupid ideas like feminism - I was indoctrinated by my late uppity wife. So one day I had to go to a clinic and... they cut something "down there", which means I can no longer produce, erm,

if you know what I mean.

Now, not that I ever would even think about, um, m-ing, but I wondered that IF I would do it - which I don't

- would it technically still be a sin? I realise it's a highly hypothetical question, but I'd still like to hear our Pastors' advice on this matter. Thank you.

**Nobar King** · 02-13-2009, 12:11 PM

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You still produce your little swimmers, so you can't M-- all day long like you might think. The S-- are small and are not able to leave the body, so they are re-absorbed right into your nuts.

**Wide-Open** · 02-13-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

The S-- are small and are not able to leave the body, so they are re-absorbed right into your nuts.

I'm confused now Brother. They are, um, re-absorbed regardless if I would hypothetically M or not wouldn't they? Or do you mean that regardless, I'm constantly sinning anyway, as I'm unknowingly killing them?

**Don the Baptist** · 02-13-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post

He is young yet, and possibly inadequately equipped to get a firm grasp on the problem. Were I in your place, I would gently prick his conscience by consigning him to his prayer closet for whatever length of time seems appropriate to the depth of his offense. I would, of course, also pray that our gracious LORD come into his body, mind and soul, that he be forever filled with the all-penetrating light and love of Jesus.

It sounds as if the young man does in fact have a fairly firm grip on the problem, perhaps he would qualify as a stubborn and rebellious child under Deuteronomy 21:18-21:

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

I feel that the above treatment may cure him of his "M" problem...

**Bobby-Joe** · 02-13-2009, 04:52 PM

Re: A Question About Spilled Seed Souls??

Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

I don't want to take away attention from young Tater, but I see that he will be dealt with - praise Pastor Zeke!

But I have a question, and it's a bit of an embarrasing one.

Back in my unsaved days, my mind was tainted with stupid ideas like feminism - I was indoctrinated by my late uppity wife. So one day I had to go to a clinic and... they cut something "down there", which means I can no longer produce, erm,

if you know what I mean.

Now, not that I ever would even think about, um, m-ing, but I wondered that IF I would do it - which I don't

- would it technically still be a sin? I realise it's a highly hypothetical question, but I'd still like to hear our Pastors' advice on this matter. Thank you.

I want to bump this question up. I think Wide Open has a good one.

My personal take is God cares about appearances. Remember God rendered Abraham's wife barren because Abraham claimed Sara was his sister to mislead Pharaoh. In God's eyes that became incest since Abraham was laying with his fake sister.

**Daisy Mae Johnson** · 02-13-2009, 07:59 PM

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Brother WO that IS an excellent question.

Brothers I hate to be a pest, but no one has answered this question yet either

Now, I know that all the millions of souls in one load of spilled seed go straight to HELL. My question is, do they go there in sperm

form or the adult version of who they would have been had they been born? (I'm sure Satan has a ball raping them over and over not matter what form they are in)

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