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    I am the brother of Jesus.

    Hi. I'm the brother of Jesus and my name is Tony. Do any of you have questions relating to me, my brother, or my father (GOD)?
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    Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

    Originally posted by BrotherofJesu View Post
    Hi. I'm the brother of Jesus and my name is Tony. Do any of you have questions relating to me, my brother, or my father (GOD)?
    I do have a question, for you, Tony. When are you and your brothers Jesus, Juan, and Jose going to climb back across the fence and leave God fearing, Christian white folk alone?

    In Christ,
    Warren

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    • #3
      Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

      Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
      I do have a question, for you, Tony. When are you and your brothers Jesus, Juan, and Jose going to climb back across the fence and leave God fearing, Christian white folk alone?

      In Christ,
      Warren
      I second that query, Tony . . . if this is your REAL name.
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        Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

        Originally posted by BrotherofJesu View Post
        Hi. I'm the brother of Jesus and my name is Tony. Do any of you have questions relating to me, my brother, or my father (GOD)?
        You and your worthless brother were supposed to trim sister Thumper's bush last week, but no one showed up! I hope you don't expect to get paid.

        That's the last time I hire wetbacks.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

          Jesus Christ only had one brother, and he died more than a century ago. The Encyclopedia Brittanica says about the Tai Ping Rebellion:

          The rebellion began under the leadership of Hong Xiuquan (1814–64), a disappointed civil service examination candidate who, influenced by Christian teachings, had a series of visions and believed himself to be the son of God, the younger brother of Jesus Christ, sent to reform China...it was one of the worst civil wars in history. More than 20 million —possibly more than 30 million, died..."


          So unless you've got 30,000,000 chinese scalps to show us, I don't believe you.
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            Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

            Originally posted by BrotherofJesu View Post
            Hi. I'm the brother of Jesus and my name is Tony. Do any of you have questions relating to me, my brother, or my father (GOD)?
            Yeah, what do you do in your spare time, Tony?

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              Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

              Originally posted by adinoid View Post
              Yeah, what do you do in your spare time, Tony?
              Hey tonsil boy, have you properly introduced yourself yet ?


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

                Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                Jesus Christ only had one brother...
                So as a son of God, am I not Jesus's "brother" who is also a son of God? As a believer, what exactly is my relation in God's family if not a son of God?

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                  Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

                  Originally posted by paxamillion View Post
                  So as a son of God, am I not Jesus's "brother" who is also a son of God? As a believer, what exactly is my relation in God's family if not a son of God?
                  Servant, like all of us.

                  Jesus is God and is also the Son of God.

                  You are not His equal. You are His servant, or His kindling, whichever you choose.
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                  • #10
                    Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

                    Originally posted by paxamillion View Post
                    So as a son of God, am I not Jesus's "brother" who is also a son of God? As a believer, what exactly is my relation in God's family if not a son of God?
                    I'd say you fall into the demon catagory.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #11
                      Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

                      Originally posted by BrotherofJesu View Post
                      Hi. I'm the brother of Jesus and my name is Tony. Do any of you have questions relating to me, my brother, or my father (GOD)?
                      Yes, I have a question: is this hallucination of yours because of drugs you need to be on, or drugs you shouldn't be on?
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                      • #12
                        Re: I am the brother of Jesus.

                        Originally posted by paxamillion View Post
                        So as a son of God, am I not Jesus's "brother" who is also a son of God? As a believer, what exactly is my relation in God's family if not a son of God?
                        Theology is a complicated subject friend, perhaps you should leave it for the pastors.

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