[JennyD]

Re: Can I be saved?

Chink living in Canuckistan looking for salvation.

That's a rather racist thing to say.

Why would you insult your Canadian hosts by comparing them to a third-world country . . . Oh. Right.

Never mind.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can I be saved?

Fairly old, but the bible says to serve your parents.

Chapter and verse, please.

Here's what Jesus said:

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. -- Luke 14:26

[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

Chapter and verse, please.

Colossians 3:20

Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can I be saved?

Colossians 3:20

Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord.

What is that, some jap Bible? We only use the one true Word of God, the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version.

Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

What does obedience have to do with it? Jesus said you have to hate them. Do you hate your yellow parents?

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[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

If I give money to Jesus, will he forgive my sin of being Asian?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I be saved?

Of course He will, provided your donation is at least 10% of your gross income (don't try to rob Jesus, He knows! ) , and you are willing to denounce your Asian lifestyle - and thus become an ex-Asian.

[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

So if I give Jesus 10% of my gross income, he will unchar my hair and open my eyes? If so, he is merciful indeed!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Can I be saved?

Well, you have to open your heart to Him too of course, and Repent!

You wouldn't need Jesus just to correct your eyes, you need Him to avoid going into the Lake of Fire.

Jesus Saves(R), cosmetic surgeons can take care of the rest.

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[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

But it feels wrong to get anyone BUT Jesus to open my eyes since he is the one who made them like that in the first place. It's like getting an aboartion, only God has the right to kill your child.

[Nobar King]

Re: Can I be saved?

If I give money to Jesus, will he forgive my sin of being Asian?

So if I give Jesus 10% of my gross income, he will unchar my hair and open my eyes? If so, he is merciful indeed!

Are you finding that you cling to your old habits and superstitions? Are you desiring to be more like Godly Americans?

[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

Yes, I wish to have the sins cleansed from my skin. I asked my doctor how this can be done and he said it was some crazy substance called "melanin". What a load of Aethiest lies

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can I be saved?

But it feels wrong to get anyone BUT Jesus to open my eyes since he is the one who made them like that in the first place. It's like getting an aboartion, only God has the right to kill your child.

Easy there friend, you can't judge God. The Good Lord is perfect and He doesn't make mistakes so you need to take some responsibility for your actions like being born a non-American (Republican, Baptist) Turn your life over to Jesus and He will wash you clean and white of sin with the Blood of the Lamb.

And friend, there is no room for hate at Landover, please stop calling yourself Asian.

[stevejavson]

Re: Can I be saved?

Easy there friend, you can't judge God. The Good Lord is perfect and He doesn't make mistakes so you need to take some responsibility for your actions like being born a non-American (Republican, Baptist) Turn your life over to Jesus and He will wash you clean and white of sin with the Blood of the Lamb.

And friend, there is no room for hate at Landover, please stop calling yourself Asian.

Very well brother, from this day on I shall be Ex-Asian.