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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #46
    Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

    Yes, of course God told us to obey His commands, but His commands are to be found in the Bible, not in the made-up doctrines of Rome. We've discussed elsewhere on this board how often the Catholic cult deviates from Scripture in both teaching and practice, so it's the Romanists who disobey God and change His laws into something else.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22880

      #47
      Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

      You know, one of the things that Catlix bang on about is “Tradition”, it is as if doing something wrong for 2,000 years makes it right.

      Take cannibalism – in the last century (and as far as I know they are doing it as I write) various tribes of jigaboos in Borneo were eating each other – clearly, they should not be doing this unless they are besieged and only then does God tell you to eat your own family* but does doing it for centuries make it right? Of courses not!

      Yet Catlix do not just pretend, they preach that during Communion they are actually eating Jesus and drinking His Blood. Not just symbolically – but miraculously!

      Now let’s do the Math: assume that Italy (they’re all papists there) has a population of 32 Million and a Communion cookies are 10 to the ounce that means that 3.2 Million ounces or 200,000 pounds (82.6 Tons) of Jesus are eaten every day!!!

      Let’s say that 16 sips of Communion Wine make a pint. That’s 2,000,000 pints of His Blood! That’s 250,000 Gallons!!!

      Now I know that Jesus was a good sized, muscular man but this blasphemous, not least because it reduces the miracle of the Feeding of the 5000 to a joke!

      *Deu 53And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Krusty-Nicole
        Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
        • Mar 2009
        • 157

        #48
        Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

        Ok.

        So lets drop celebrating Christmas,Easter,going to the mass.These are traditions too.


        Where did you saw Catholics eating eachoter.You are mean wit that.You try to prove somtehing but logics won't let you.
        Catholics are Christians,so,by definition they are opposed to Cannibalism.

        And the Communion is being purified by the flesh and blood of the God.Jesus said this,and stated it,it is in the Bible.
        Matthew 26:
        26While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."
        27Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you. 28This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
        John 6:
        51I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world."
        52Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?"
        53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. 55For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink.
        1 Corinthians 10:
        16Is not the cup of thanksgiving for which we give thanks a participation in the blood of Christ? And is not the bread that we break a participation in the body of Christ?
        1 Corinthians 11:
        23For I received from the Lord what I also passed on to you: The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, 24and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me." 25In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me." 26For whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
        27Therefore, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body and blood of the Lord


        That verse from the Deutoronom doesent prove anything here.Only that you are a mean person.Or you are mean only now.You know better.I'm only an observer of your behaviour,I do not want to judge you.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #49
          Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

          Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
          Only that you are a mean person.
          Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole
          I do not want to judge you.
          Have you considered making sense yet? It would be a hell of an improvement lady!

          And BTW: we aren't protestants, we are Baptists. Try reading up a little instead of posting drivel based on ridiculous assumptions.

          So... when exactly did Peter go to Rome?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #50
            Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

            Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
            Ok.

            So lets drop celebrating Christmas,Easter,going to the mass.These are traditions too.
            Mass is a papist tradition that we don't follow. We go to service (not Mass) because the Bible says to do so:

            Hebr. 10:24-25: And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some [is]; but exhorting [one another]: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

            Where did you saw Catholics eating eachoter.You are mean wit that.You try to prove somtehing but logics won't let you.
            Catholics are Christians,so,by definition they are opposed to Cannibalism.

            And the Communion is being purified by the flesh and blood of the God.Jesus said this,and stated it,it is in the Bible.
            Matthew 26:
            26While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."
            27Then he took the cup, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you. 28This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
            John 6:
            51I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world."
            52Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, "How can this man give us his flesh to eat?"
            53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. 55For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink.
            1 Corinthians 10:
            16Is not the cup of thanksgiving for which we give thanks a participation in the blood of Christ? And is not the bread that we break a participation in the body of Christ?
            1 Corinthians 11:
            23For I received from the Lord what I also passed on to you: The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, 24and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me." 25In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me." 26For whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
            27Therefore, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body and blood of the Lord
            Communion as taught in the Bible is not the same as the heathenish Romanist cannibal-vampire ritual. The papist priests call what they do the "continuing sacrifice of the Mass," which directly contradicts the Scripture teachings that God only had to sacrifice Himself to Himself once:

            Hebrews 7:27: Who needeth not daily, as those high priests, to offer up sacrifice, first for his own sins, and then for the people's: for this he did once, when he offered up himself.

            Hebrews 9:26: For then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

            Hebrews 10:10: By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once [for all].
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Krusty-Nicole
              Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
              • Mar 2009
              • 157

              #51
              Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post



              So... when exactly did Peter go to Rome?
              Concerned about my logic?Question yours first.)
              Peter went to Rome when Joan the Baptist came to America.

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              • Krusty-Nicole
                Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                • Mar 2009
                • 157

                #52
                Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                Whatever.






                Well,I've done research about this site and I found out that the landover baptist website is a divine revelation on fundamentalist Christianity.I do not deny this.If one does a survival over the threads will find my assersion logic attain.Because of those landover baptists mock at non-landover baptists and non-landover baptists mock at landover baptists.

                I hardly could see agreemenst between the sides.

                What concernes me about this site is that it looks more like a work of Satan itself.Arguments:
                1. landover baptists keep faith in God for themselves(if they have any)
                2. landover baptists scare those who want to return to God and call them liers
                3. landover baptists are racists
                4. landover baptists are discriminators
                5. Among the people that claim to belong to the Landover church there is none to agree wit the "unsaved trashes".

                In a way its good...inverse pshychology,but in a way its bad,because it makes a bad name to Christianity.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #53
                  Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                  Originally posted by Krusty-Nicole View Post
                  Well,I've done research about this site and I found out that the landover baptist website is a divine revelation on fundamentalist Christianity.I do not deny this.If one does a survival over the threads will find my assersion logic.Because landover baptists mock at non-landover baptists and non-landover baptists mock at landover baptists.

                  I hardly could see agreemenst between the sides.


                  What concernes me about this site is that it looks more like a work of Satan itself.Arguments:
                  1. landover baptists keep faith in God for themselves(if they have any)
                  2. landover baptists scare those who want to return to God and call them liers
                  3. landover baptists are racists
                  4. landover baptists are discriminators
                  5. Among the people that claim to belong to the Landover church there is none to agree wit the "unsaved trashes".
                  In a way its good...inverse pshychology,but in a way its bad,because it makes a bad name to Christianity.
                  No, you silly woman: other people did "research" for you over at cathlickinfo.com. We know, because Jesus tells us where you roam.

                  Do you really believe everything people tell you? Do you believe "Telesphorus"? Do you believe "setedrad"?

                  Do you believe that Peter said "Upon this rock I will build my church"? Was that rock situated in Rome?

                  Answer me that, and don't post anymore bullshit you got from some "whore of Babylon" site.

                  PS: if you don't answer me straight, I am going to ban your hellbound ass. So pay attention for once, woman!
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Krusty-Nicole
                    Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 157

                    #54
                    Ihttp://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=245873&highlight=lan

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    No, you silly woman: other people did "research" for you over at cathlickinfo.com. We know, because Jesus tells us where you roam.

                    Do you really believe everything people tell you? Do you believe "Telesphorus"? Do you believe "setedrad"?

                    Do you believe that Peter said "Upon this rock I will build my church"? Was that rock situated in Rome?

                    Answer me that, and don't post anymore bullshit you got from some "whore of Babylon" site.

                    PS: if you don't answer me straight, I am going to ban your hellbound ass. So pay attention for once, woman!



                    It seems like the Jesus you talk to doesen't know everything.But I have to agree He is a great hacker or at least a very smart man.
                    I only believe in God's word from the Bible.I've never heard about those things you asked me about.But I will google them anyway.
                    Babylon's whore its this very site.Sorry.

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                    • Krusty-Nicole
                      Unsaved trash, Papist Gypsy Liar
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 157

                      #55
                      Re: The_Landover_Baptist_Church

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      No, you silly woman: other people did "research" for you over at cathlickinfo.com. We know, because Jesus tells us where you roam.

                      Do you really believe everything people tell you? Do you believe "Telesphorus"? Do you believe "setedrad"?

                      Do you believe that Peter said "Upon this rock I will build my church"? Was that rock situated in Rome?

                      Answer me that, and don't post anymore bullshit you got from some "whore of Babylon" site.

                      PS: if you don't answer me straight, I am going to ban your hellbound ass. So pay attention for once, woman!

                      Same for you,do you really believe that if the word baptist is in the Bible,the landover baptist church was made by God?Where in the Bible God said "My Church shall be named Baptist"?Straight answerd requierd.

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