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  • billbobeanbait
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    • Mar 2009
    • 1

    #1

    silly christians... drugs are for kids!

    don't you realise?
    don't you see?

    I see a floating bearded man in the sky!
    it's the stuff making me THINK it's there.
    I see the crazy bearded man from 2000 years ago REALLY walking on water!
    my friends are all on it too!
    hallucinations!
    weren't you taught this in school? (say NO to peer pressure!)
    just because I am on it, doesn't mean you should too!
    this stuff can kill you!

    so remember kids; LSD is BAD.

    thank you for your time.

    if you wish to know more, and wish to quit this bad habit, look here:
    Last edited by Talitha; 03-12-2009, 09:55 PM. Reason: Typo
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22839

    #2
    Re: silly christians...

    Who told you that garbage, and why did you believe them?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Talitha
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      • Oct 2025
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: silly christians...

      The only part I agree with is the bit about the Church of LDS.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • WickedWitch
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        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #4
        Re: silly christians... drugs are for kids!

        Dear, sweet Siser Talitha, I'm afraid you've misunderstood what the silly fool has said. He's talking about LSD, a very dangerous drug.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • ReverandFredBCastro
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          • Mar 2009
          • 9

          #5
          Re: silly christians...

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          The only part I agree with is the bit about the Church of LDS.
          wimmin shood keep heshed.

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          • JennyD
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            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: silly christians...

            Originally posted by ReverandFredBCastro View Post
            wimmin shood keep heshed.
            As should false Christians who can't even spell "Reverend".
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            • barneyhilliard
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              • Mar 2009
              • 96

              #7
              Re: silly christians... drugs are for kids!

              Clearly an uninspired and unemployed atheist poet. Please go back to collecting my trash and mowing my lawn.
              HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

              I ♣ Seals!!

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              • ChristianInNC
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                True Christian™
                • Mar 2009
                • 247

                #8
                Re: silly christians...

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                The only part I agree with is the bit about the Church of LDS.
                Yes! Is this what that evil church produces? People like this?

                They are more dangerous than I suspected.
                Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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