Dear Brothers and Sisters. I have found a great way to spread Gods word and have been doing so. Yesterday i almost had a convert and i will try harder today. To spread the word go here,,,http://omegle.com/
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What wonderful witnessing, Mr. Basher!
Might I suggest, when dealing with homersexuals, that you not say, "Get thee behind me"?
It's really not a good idea.
Trust me, I speak from experience.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Gay, sir..?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostTrust me, I speak from experience.
Or were once...?
Or do you just like to be taken from behind..?
THE TRUTH..!TRUTH..!
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Dear Mr Hatemonger,
It has come to my attention that you are frequently using ellipses before punctuation. Or, more frequently, you are not even completing ellipses before using punctuation. This is, of course, a common error of the atheist plebeian. An ellipsis in any form of English is regarded as a way to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence. Clearly, you were not attempting any of these by using your faux ellipses. That is unless you were trying to indicate that you only realise that your statements are actually questions after a prolonged thought process.
May you please refrain from being mentally redundant in future.BEHOLD!!!
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You all do realize, that as conservatives, and Communists that are very close to you all politically. (I'm on middle of line politically)
Omegle is admittedly, odd.Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
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Perhaps in policy, with the spreading of wealth, but not in belief, in which everyone is equal. Honestly, you all aren't entirely conservatives- you're just closer to it than almost anyone in America.Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
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I'm not a retarded, nor am I retarded, nor am I a retard.Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
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Of course, you are not the best person to judge are you? Your opinion is unlikely to be objective. (And don't bother getting a note from your mom.)Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View PostI'm not a retarded, nor am I retarded, nor am I a retard.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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I'm male.Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
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I admit that I thought it was a female too.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View PostSo you're one of those transverstites?
What's with that lispy name? Why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum, s we might get to know you better.

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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