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  • Once was lost
    ...but now is found.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2009
    • 490

    #1

    Spreading the message

    Dear Brothers and Sisters. I have found a great way to spread Gods word and have been doing so. Yesterday i almost had a convert and i will try harder today. To spread the word go here,,,http://omegle.com/
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Spreading the message

    What wonderful witnessing, Mr. Basher!

    Might I suggest, when dealing with homersexuals, that you not say, "Get thee behind me"?

    It's really not a good idea.




    Trust me, I speak from experience.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • atheist hatemonger
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2009
      • 57

      #3
      Re: Spreading the message

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Trust me, I speak from experience.
      Gay, sir..?
      Or were once...?
      Or do you just like to be taken from behind..?

      THE TRUTH..!
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-09-2009, 08:27 AM. Reason: Typo corrected
      TRUTH..!

      http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main

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      • Max Bayes
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 302

        #4
        Re: Spreading the message

        Dear Mr Hatemonger,

        It has come to my attention that you are frequently using ellipses before punctuation. Or, more frequently, you are not even completing ellipses before using punctuation. This is, of course, a common error of the atheist plebeian. An ellipsis in any form of English is regarded as a way to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence. Clearly, you were not attempting any of these by using your faux ellipses. That is unless you were trying to indicate that you only realise that your statements are actually questions after a prolonged thought process.

        May you please refrain from being mentally redundant in future.
        BEHOLD!!!
        THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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        May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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        • Ahlen Atheati
          Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
          • Apr 2009
          • 31

          #5
          Re: Spreading the message

          You all do realize, that as conservatives, and Communists that are very close to you all politically. (I'm on middle of line politically)

          Omegle is admittedly, odd.
          Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #6
            Re: Spreading the message

            Communists are far-left wing, the exact opposite of conservatism...

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            • Ahlen Atheati
              Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
              • Apr 2009
              • 31

              #7
              Re: Spreading the message

              Perhaps in policy, with the spreading of wealth, but not in belief, in which everyone is equal. Honestly, you all aren't entirely conservatives- you're just closer to it than almost anyone in America.
              Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #8
                Re: Spreading the message

                I have you your post repeatedly and still haven't the foggiest what you are trying to say. Are you a retarded?

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                • Ahlen Atheati
                  Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: Spreading the message

                  I'm not a retarded, nor am I retarded, nor am I a retard.
                  Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22926

                    #10
                    Re: Spreading the message

                    Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                    I'm not a retarded, nor am I retarded, nor am I a retard.
                    Of course, you are not the best person to judge are you? Your opinion is unlikely to be objective. (And don't bother getting a note from your mom.)
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #11
                      Re: Spreading the message

                      Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                      I'm not a retarded, nor am I retarded, nor am I a retard.
                      Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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                      • Ahlen Atheati
                        Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 31

                        #12
                        Re: Spreading the message

                        I'm male.
                        Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #13
                          Re: Spreading the message

                          So you're one of those transverstites?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Spreading the message

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            So you're one of those transverstites?
                            I admit that I thought it was a female too.

                            What's with that lispy name? Why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum, s we might get to know you better.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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