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  • Ahlen Atheati
    Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
    • Apr 2009
    • 31

    #1

    Name a good website:

    Besides this one, of course.
    Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: What is your favorite website?

    Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
    Besides this one, of course.
    I'm a big fan of http://www.biblegateway.com, where I can see the One True Bible up against all manner of False Bibles.
    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

    Christian Ladies:
    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: What is your favorite website?

      Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
      Besides this one, of course.
      The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web Site. Unsaved are unwelcome, but accepted if exhaustive financial counseling and research reveals you have the proper social status and potential privilege for partnership. The Most Popular Baptist Web Site on the Whole Internets.
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      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Confirmed Believer
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2009
        • 1

        #4
        Re: What is your favorite website?

        I find my faith restored everytime I visit this righteous place.

        An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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        • John Bois Ward
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 350

          #5
          Re: What is your favorite website?

          The future President of Texas: http://www.chucknorris.com/
          Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Name a good website:

            POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG

            This is a good read if you want to keep up with law and order in the Unsaved Kingdom.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #7
              Re: Name a good website:

              These boys get a little carried away sometimes, but no one can deny a lot of their information and commentary is right on the Godly mark.
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              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Name a good website:

                I'm a big fan of Jack Chick's work, which can be seen HERE.

                Also THIS is a Godly website.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Name a good website:

                  You can find many excellent hymns on this website.

                  I'd like to see some wiseacre Canuck punk come up with something this wonderful:

                  Done With the World


                  Jesus, my all, to heav’n is gone,
                  And I don’t expect to stay much longer here.
                  He whom I fix my hopes upon,
                  And I don’t expect to stay much longer here.
                  I am done with the world,
                  And I want to serve the Lord,
                  And I don’t expect to stay much longer here.
                  I'm sure that if we made all those miserable gothic emo kids listen to more uplifting Christian music like that, they'd be merrily performing their chores while whistling a cheerful tune in no time.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Nurse Clampett
                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 974

                    #10
                    Re: Name a good website:

                    These Godly Women have been stomping on femanazis and other liberal scum since 1978.
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #11
                      Re: Name a good website:

                      The final word on Evilution http://evolutiondelusionchallenge.com/?page_id=7
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 450

                        #12
                        Re: Name a good website:

                        I will always thank God for Westboro Baptist Church and their God's-Own-Truth named website, www.godhatesfags.com

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