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Landover Baptist Christian University Department of Biblical Science (LBCUDBS) is on a fund raiser! Those cute Golden Lion Tamarin Monkeys aren’t going to vivisect themselves and a Godly Mystery may go unsolved through lack of funding.
Take a look at the classical lines of the statue below. Could this be your statue of David by that famous French sculptor Rodin? It could be – read on!
Here’s your chance to help BS and secure a late 19th century masterpiece to grace you home.
What true Christian could forego the chance of having such a masterpiece depicting Christ’s ancestor as Jonathan would have known him?
We do not own great works of art – we hold them in trust for those who follow. And here is an investment opportunity for the future and a joy to behold – think of the interesting conversations you can have with visitors or the hours of knowing that you have a work by Rodin to pass on to your descendants.
It is hand chiselled in fine marble (it looks like marble but I’m no geologist) and is crafted with skill and steeped in history. It is believed to be an homage (that’s French for “a copy”) to Michelangelo’s David which is on display in the Florence's Galleria dell'Accademia.
It is said that this very work has graced the library of The Tsar in Moscow, Russia; The Ballroom of Buckingham Palace in London, England and the entrance hall to the White House during the final days of Ike’s Presidency.
We know it is by Rodin because you can see his name at the base of the tree behind his right leg. (Well I can’t, but Nephew Zebulun can, because his eyes are better than mine.)
So, how do you get it? It’s a straightforward auction. Simply submit your irrevocable bid by 4th June 2009 to this address:
Bathfire E. (Statue Offer)
Room 101,
Vivisection Laboratories,
Department of Biblical Science,
Landover Baptist Christian University,
Freehold
IOWA
There is no reserve, but I already have an opening bid of $7,500 from a certain Pastor!
Take a look at the classical lines of the statue below. Could this be your statue of David by that famous French sculptor Rodin? It could be – read on!
Here’s your chance to help BS and secure a late 19th century masterpiece to grace you home.
What true Christian could forego the chance of having such a masterpiece depicting Christ’s ancestor as Jonathan would have known him?
We do not own great works of art – we hold them in trust for those who follow. And here is an investment opportunity for the future and a joy to behold – think of the interesting conversations you can have with visitors or the hours of knowing that you have a work by Rodin to pass on to your descendants.
It is hand chiselled in fine marble (it looks like marble but I’m no geologist) and is crafted with skill and steeped in history. It is believed to be an homage (that’s French for “a copy”) to Michelangelo’s David which is on display in the Florence's Galleria dell'Accademia.
It is said that this very work has graced the library of The Tsar in Moscow, Russia; The Ballroom of Buckingham Palace in London, England and the entrance hall to the White House during the final days of Ike’s Presidency.
We know it is by Rodin because you can see his name at the base of the tree behind his right leg. (Well I can’t, but Nephew Zebulun can, because his eyes are better than mine.)
So, how do you get it? It’s a straightforward auction. Simply submit your irrevocable bid by 4th June 2009 to this address:
Bathfire E. (Statue Offer)
Room 101,
Vivisection Laboratories,
Department of Biblical Science,
Landover Baptist Christian University,
Freehold
IOWA
There is no reserve, but I already have an opening bid of $7,500 from a certain Pastor!
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