A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

[Danny_Z]

Thank you, all. And especially Brother Lazarus.

I've been to this site before, and have been most impressed. More than I can say. Your uncompromising stance, your fully biblical values, your attention to detail and pointing people in the right direction, so that all may follow your godly example. I myself, as a sinner, have been won over by your bold confident claims.

It has been an inspiration, truly. You are marvellous, shining beacons of perfection. I can only bow before your shining godliness.

I hope the meaning of my message to you is clear. No?

OK:

Heaven must be a terrifying place indeed with people like you there.
Given your behaviour, how dare you feel you have the right to judge anyone?

You must be clean out of your tiny minds.

So FUCK OFF!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

Thank you, all. And especially Brother Lazarus.

I've been to this site before, and have been most impressed. More than I can say. Your uncompromising stance, your fully biblical values, your attention to detail and pointing people in the right direction, so that all may follow your godly example. I myself, as a sinner, have been won over by your bold confident claims.

It has been an inspiration, truly. You are marvellous, shining beacons of perfection. I can only bow before your shining godliness.

I hope the meaning of my message to you is clear. No?

OK:

Heaven must be a terrifying place indeed with people like you there.
Given your behaviour, how dare you feel you have the right to judge anyone?

You must be clean out of your tiny minds.

So piffle OFF!

Just as I suspected, a Hell bound homer. You were met here with politeness and grace. You return it with hate. You are the one who has judged. You mock Heaven, which is mocking God. I pity you, because HIS judgment will result in eternal pain and damnation.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Bob4God]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

Of all the nerve! You come onto our Christian boards and make us think you want salvation, and you turn out to be a satanic force! REPENT OR BURN IN HELLFIRE!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

Well Danny boy, it was obvious you were trying to impress a little too much. As you happily chortle away with your homosexual friends about what a great job you did here, just remember what hell is going to feel like. And next time try a lot harder to sound sincere. You're one of the most pathetic trolls I've seen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

I'm hoping and praying that this limp-wristed teenaged foreigner will wake up and smell the Jesus, and I don't mean tomorrow and I don't mean maybe. Without SINCERE repentance, homers are hellbound. God says they're "an abomination," and who are we to disagree with God?

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[matrix]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

Of all the nerve! You come onto our Christian boards and make us think you want salvation, and you turn out to be a satanic force! REPENT OR BURN IN HELLFIRE!

hahahaha i find this funny because your selling firearms to kill people your just a Hippocratic moron you condone violence but look down on some one for there own views also read your bible there is no such thing as hell

[Adam Nelson]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

Why do homers have such strong desire to molest everyone they meet -- including normal men, women and children -- with their perverse lifestyle of sin and death?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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hahahaha i find this funny because your selling firearms to kill people your just a Hippocratic mormon you condone violence but look down on some one for there own views also read your bible there is no such thing as hell

I am at a loss here as to your point. If you find anything funny at Landover, I would seriously question your sense of humor. Of course firearms are meant to kill people; would you have us sell telescopes through which the purchaser should not look? There is absolutely nothing Ungodly about killing people, if done on The Word of The Lord of Hosts. Take those who do not accept Christ – does He Himself not command us to kill them?

And moving on “Hippocratic mormon”? Is that a doctor from Utah?.

Hell not real? Hell not in the bible?

Matthew 25:41 (Jesus speaking to people at final judgment), Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.

Revelation 14:11, And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night...

Revelation 20:12, 15, And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life...And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Doesn’t sound like a day at the beach, does it?

[Brother Turdis]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

I would have laughed as jesus died, watching the scarlet blood drizzle down his mauled ligiments and congeal, watch his twisted face taunted and pale with hunger. God does not exist. We are alone. Priests are inpure, they prefer to glide their fingers over tight pre-adolescent vaginas than over bibles. Jesus failed. Hail Hitler, our true saviour.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!

I would have laughed as jesus died, watching the scarlet blood drizzle down his mauled ligiments and congeal, watch his twisted face taunted and pale with hunger.

That's because you're a hate-filled monster with no compassion. I bet you masturbate while watching Christian Children's Fund commercials. Those starving Negroes in Africa really turn you on, don't they? Especially with the flies buzzing around their gangrenous wounds?

Yeah, I bet you think that's HOT.

God does not exist. We are alone.

You are alone because you turn your back on God. That is why you are so hateful.

Priests are inpure, they prefer to glide their fingers over tight pre-adolescent vaginas than over bibles.

We're not Catholics, idiot. We don't have priests. And Catholic priests prefer tight, pre-adolescent male bottoms.

Jesus failed. Hail Hitler, our true saviour.

You want to serve Hitler, the coward who blew his own brains out after he failed to even control a portion of Europe?

You must be another feeb, like Zipplock. I hear he got his name from the Ziplock bag from which he huffs the jenkem.