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Have any of you Satan-worshipers realized that Landover and bend over sound the same? I think that means Landover Baptists like to bend over, you know, like homosexuals. So my conclusion is that your all gay, Satan-worshiping Jews.
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Grow up. Get a job. Get religion. Get out of your mom's basement. Get the glue pot unstuck from your nose!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Eliot Mayfield, you need to get the dick out of your ass and listen up. You are going to burn in Hell for the things you say. You are a Satan-worshiping, Crowleyistic heathen. You also seem to be a Nazi. What's that? Is that a needle hole in your arm? Quit using heroine and smoking pot all day and quit being gay. That's right, I know your dirty little secret of liking things up that hole of yours--Pastor Ezekiel told me himself. Before you go accusing people of outrageous and random accusations, think about what you are doing.
On a brighter note, I noticed that you did not disagree with my observation, therefore I can only assume that I was right. Landover = bend over.Comment
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Why do you persecute us? Aren't there other forums out there where you and your atheist buddies can talk about how "evil" we are without coming into our forums to spit on the floor?
You don't see us invading THEIR forums do you?
You clearly are filled with the hatred of the devil and need immediate assistance from a Pastor! Please, email one of our True Christian Pastors now!sigpic
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Have you ever sought or been offered the warm blood of the Lamb of God?sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Sure Mr. Bathfire... I drink lamb blood all the time, although the taste is hard get past at first, but as soon as you do... HOLY SHIT! You can feel the power of satan run right through you.
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You have exactly three minutes to apologize or be banned. That language will not be used here. If you can't express your opinions in a civilized manner, you're gone. The clock is ticking.Originally posted by Duechon Mandick View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Ok, I sorry... We cool now right
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You cut that close.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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You cut your mom close last night, you naughty butt
you.
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