Are you Helping the Poor?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

So often Unsaved Trash fail to see the joy that True Christianity™ is spreading in the world. They are surprised to learn that Pastors’ Overseas Outreach Program brings joy to millions, and all at Landover’s expense, so give generously via the PayPal button.

I myself allow poor families of up to 18 members to occupy the guest quarters on my Yacht “God’s Chariot” moored off the Seychelles free of charge. Please feel free to apply; I’m sure The Good Lord will provide the wherewithal for the applicant to get themselves and their family there. The only provisos are that applicants must demonstrate poverty, a prudence with financial choices and be True Christian™.

Nephew Zebulun is presently helping young Darkies help themselves in West Africa; he is the owner of 7 diamond mines in Liberia and has even made a promotional film aimed at the younger audience.

Naturally, accusations of slavery abound, started by ignorant, lieberal so - called “Human Rights organizations.

As a True Christian™, Nephew Zebulun knows the difference between abhorrent slavery and “Indentured Labor”, as now do the local police for whom he has doubled salaries, and purchased new SUVs and automatic weapons to ensure the welfare and security of his Child Opportunity Apprenticeships.

[PeteyT]

Re: Are you Helping the Poor?

When I was young I used to give money to homeless people, until one day I saw a homeless man go into a bar after I had given him a dollar.

If poor people are continually given hand outs what is their reason for bettering themselves? What needs to be done is that these people should be completely cut off. No Welfare, no hand outs no food stamps. It is only by these means will a good human being rise up and support themselves.

Doing anything else is allowing them to live off of humanity.

[Talitha]

Re: Are you Helping the Poor?

Lets face facts.
People are poor because Jesus hates them. They are worthless Unsaved Trash who mock Jesus by going around smelling of Wee.

Now, look at me.
I Love Jesus and Jesus Loves me. He rewards me by allowing me to have a wealthy Christian Lifestyle.

As with the starving in Africa, I help the poor to help themselves.
I hand out Bibles.

[PeteyT]

Re: Are you Helping the Poor?

Lets face facts.
People are poor because Jesus hates them. They are worthless Unsaved Trash who mock Jesus by going around smelling of Wee.

Now, look at me.
I Love Jesus and Jesus Loves me. He rewards me by allowing me to have a wealthy Christian Lifestyle.

As with the starving in Africa, I help the poor to help themselves.
I hand out Bibles.

Couldn't have said it better sister.

Give them a fishing pole and teach them to fish.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are you Helping the Poor?

PetarT, where did you go?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are you Helping the Poor?

Ezekiel Bathfire is a true and beautiful messenger of humble Christianity, living his life to the question: What Would Jesus Do? Most people would be greedy and stingy about opening up part of their yacht to the economically disadvantaged, but shows a good heart to all those who are suffering. May Spaceship Jesus bless him!

Not only do diamond mines provide steady employment for impoverished young Africans, but fortunately these countries have opened up millions of military jobs for young people! Kids as young as 8 are given rifle training, barracks and food, not to mention a warm sense of camaraderie with their fellow boys, serving as underage military personnel. Letting children be soldiers provides them with a career path that will allow them to have a stable life.

It's too bad we don't have that in America, but we never will because LIBERAL LESBIAN COKEHEADS would never allow it for fear it might foster patriotism in our nation's youth!