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I hope you get EVERYTHING you've wished for! I'm glad JESUS let you live another year!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday sister. Praise Jesus! It's a miracle how you never look a day older!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday, may your electric fence never lose its current.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday, Sister.Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
a beer will be had in your honour.Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday!
Be careful of satanic Creatures like this one.
In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Have a wonderful day, Sister.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday, Tal!
Baby, you're the Greatest!!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy Birthday Sister Talitha I hope you have a Wonderful Day and Get Everything you Want
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I think I already have that dear, but thank you all for your kind words.Originally posted by Miss April View PostHappy Birthday Sister Talitha I hope you have a Wonderful Day and Get Everything you Want
Praise Jesus for not killing me for another year.
His compassion never fails to impress me.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy birthday ma'am. Don't forget to send in your "Birthday Tithe."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Mt Accountants sort out that kind of thing, but rest assured, Pastor, it will already be in the Church "Coffers".Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHappy birthday ma'am. Don't forget to send in your "Birthday Tithe."
Enjoy your shiny new Rolex
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy birthday Sister and may you enjoy a few more before you are called to his reckoning.
As a question of practicality was it difficult to get a fire permit for that many candles on your... uh... cake?
Why does a famous Peggy Noonan sentence come to mind as spoken by your 41st President?
Bless you, my botox stock accelerator,
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sister Talitha!!!
Happy birthday!
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