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I was just wondering when you guys are going to shout "April fools!"
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Why would we do that?Originally posted by Rickder19 View Post
Do you think that the Triune God is some sort of joke? Or the Bible?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Hahahahaha... wait... no.... get out.Originally posted by Rickder19 View Post
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It's May - you're living in the past, wake yourself to the Good News that Jesus is risen and Salvation(tm) is at hand.Originally posted by Rickder19 View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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[q]Do you think that the Triune God is some sort of joke? Or the Bible?[/q]
Yes.Comment
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Right after you shout "I'm a troll!"Originally posted by Rickder19 View Post
You have exactly one post left to redeem yourself. This is not a playground for you and your fag buddies to urinate all over. This is God's favorite forum!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I will look down from heaven and watch your eternal torture. No one mocks God with impunity.Originally posted by Rickder19 View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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God lead you to stumble over this forum for a reason, boy! Don't prove that this act of kindness and love was wasted on you by posting trash!
Satan and his demons are surely mutually masturbating at the prospect of you throwing this Godly opportunity away, ready to ram it down your throat and torture you for it for all eternity when you die! Imagine how they will mock you as they drills their pre-hardened shaft deep into your bowls, a pathway to heaven given to you by God, yet you turned your back!Last edited by Unfalsifiable; 05-30-2009, 12:41 AM. Reason: didn't feel like I got my message across the first timeREAD THE BIBLE
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Hahaha this is awesome. God isn't real, the bible is fake, and you are all demented fucknuts from Texas.Comment
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Guilty of Pride ^Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostRight after you shout "I'm a troll!"
You have exactly one post left to redeem yourself. This is not a playground for you and your fag buddies to urinate all over. This is God's favorite forum!
As for the trolls....... Mehh they will learn the truth after they die.
I know the truth. And the truth will set you freeComment
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Laugh now. Burn later.Comment
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This is amazing. You are all so full of blind, blissful ignorance that you say the most hilarious things! Did any of you even graduate from highschool?Comment
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I am a public school teacher and enjoy bringing the word of God into the classroom.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Where? In Texas? Some tiny ass school with 20 students? You are all pathetic. How about you get a real education from a liberal arts school?Comment
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I was Home-schooled by my private teacher. Daddy always said that Liberal schools were full of fag-enablers.Originally posted by Rickder19 View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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