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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

    Brother, although you are not a member of our congregation, yours is surely one we like, and we truly appreciate your efforts of rebuking the godless heathens on here.

    Well done and happy birthday!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

      Happy Birthday Good Reverend!
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29441
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

          Happy Birthday, Rev. I'll be sending one of my daughters over with her some cherry pie so you can munch on her it. Don't get any 'candle wax' in it. One drop can spoil a teen pie.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                  Happy Birthday Rev. Rod! I'm sure that you and your small congregation will hold a prayer circle to thank Jesus for not killing you for another year. Praise Jesus for His Grace!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                      HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brother Rev. Rod. I'm glad JESUS has decided to let you live another year!

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                        • Miss April
                          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 685
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                          Happy Birthday Brother Rev. M. Rodimer I hope you have a Great day and keep up the good work!

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22839
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                              Warm congratulations - your sermons and rebukes are always appreciated by those spiritually less developed, even though they may not realize it at the time.
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                                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                  Salvation from Above
                                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 6309
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                  I accidently started ANOTHER thread for this when I noticed it was your birthday. I can be such a dope! Pastor Zeke gently but firmly rebuked me and pointed me to this thread.

                                  As punishment, I have to stand in the center of the next prayer circle at Pastor Zeke's house. He promised that all the men wouldn't pray for a couple of days so they could pray at me extra hard.

                                  Serves me right for being such a dumb-dumb. I hope Jesus forgives me for being so unobservant.
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                                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78552
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                                      I accidently started ANOTHER thread for this when I noticed it was your birthday. I can be such a dope! Pastor Zeke gently but firmly rebuked me and pointed me to this thread.

                                      As punishment, I have to stand in the center of the next prayer circle at Pastor Zeke's house. He promised that all the men wouldn't pray for a couple of days so they could pray at me extra hard.

                                      Serves me right for being such a dumb-dumb. I hope Jesus forgives me for being so unobservant.
                                      Have you been at that rum candy again, Capn? You know you have to be flight ready around the clock! One of the Pastors might need you to fly us to an emergency Prayer Meeting in The Bahamas at any moment!
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                          Salvation from Above
                                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 6309
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                          No sir Pastor Zeke! I've been sober since that incident I had when Obama stole the election. Remember, in the Poole's basement? Bobby Joe and the boys had to dig me out and everything!

                                          I was just so excited wish Rev. Rod a happy birthday that I wasn't thinking. It won't happen again sir.
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                                          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                            • SUV
                                              True Christian™ Princess
                                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                                              Have at it, anytime!
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 11027
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                              Praise JESUS, it's Reverend Rodimer's birthday!

                                              Jesus, Jesus......JESUS!!!

                                              Oh - and happy birthday, Reverend Rodimer

                                              May you Reebuke the sinner for many more years to come. With the help of Jesus. Jesus! JEEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                                  Happy Birthday!!!
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • JennyD
                                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                                      Sweet Placid Sister
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 9567
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                                      Happy Birthday, Rev. Rod!
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                                                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                          Honorary True Christian™
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 13996
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. M. Rodimer!

                                                          Is it my birthday again already? It seems like just months ago . . . Well, about 12, I guess.

                                                          Thank you all!
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