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  • St.ProximusDaviticus
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    • Apr 2009
    • 39

    #1

    How to get druk... without Alcohol

  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
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    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

    Originally posted by St.ProximusDaviticus View Post


    I don't know if that's a Baptist approved prayer closet or not.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22916

      #3
      Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

      There's another video of the young "lady" talking in tongues... I suspect she's a pennycoastal.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

        I don't like the way she's comparing religion to all those drugs.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952

          #5
          Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

          As a scientheist, I must point out that simply because a person's delusions might coincide with our beliefs, that person can still be delusional.

          For example, I believe this girl is a woman of loose morals. I base my judgement on the immodest apparel visible in the closet and because she obviously bleaches her hair, mocking God by rejecting the hair color He chose for her.

          A woman of loose morals cannot be saved, therefore Jesus would not be filling her with his love, which means her feeling of being filled with Christ's love is purely a delusion.
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
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            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

            Nice make up and earrings whore! Quit lying about being filled with Christ's love! I bet she gets filled with lots of people's love, if you catch my meaning!

            And shut that dog up!
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            • Joe Rolandowsky
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              • Jun 2009
              • 106

              #7
              Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

              She appears to be filled with something. I wager* it is not the love of Jesus.

              *This is a hypothetical wager. "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs". 1 Timothy 6:10

              Edit:
              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I don't know if that's a Baptist approved prayer closet or not.
              It looks a bit too small, perhaps we should consult an Elder.
              Last edited by Joe Rolandowsky; 06-07-2009, 08:04 PM. Reason: Add text
              I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

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              • Brother Jessup
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                • Jun 2009
                • 137

                #8
                Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                I’m in agreement with Joe and the Captain on this one. She’s obviously just another shameless floozy who would have been stoned back in Biblical times. Her flaccid attempt at acting alone is worthy of a good stoning today. Even that fat rat yipping in the background was far less obnoxious than that D-Grade porno face she was trying so hard to make throughout the clip.



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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #9
                  Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  There's another video of the young "lady" talking in tongues... I suspect she's a pennycoastal.
                  Only a penny.....Praise Jesus! Think she gives change for a shekel?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • lord warrior
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 406

                    #10
                    Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                    She does not seem drunk, but plain high. And not on Jesus. Clearly someone who talks in "tongues", for we know how some of those people get.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22916

                      #11
                      Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                      I think the Devil's got her this time...

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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Joe Rolandowsky
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 106

                        #12
                        Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                        A fine example of how NOT to order a pizza.

                        Let this be a lesson kids, destructive cults are all around you. Seek the advice of a Church Elder if you are confronted by a "person" like this.
                        Last edited by Joe Rolandowsky; 06-08-2009, 12:00 AM. Reason: grammar
                        I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

                        Jeremiah 17:4
                        Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #13
                          Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                          My Granny loves JESUS but she drinks a little and then the demons take over.



                          Please say a prayer for Grams.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: How to get druk... without Alcohol

                            May I ask what "druk" means?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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