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  • cp_is_great
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 8

    #1

    WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

    OK so the other day i was in chu-

    just kidding. your all fucking crazy. can I just say that you have all blown my mind. I didn't think that there could be people more disgusting than pedophiles. but hallelujah here you are you crazy fuckers. I have a dream, where you all die.

    Jesus was a gay man and a false prophet.

    so come on lets hear your retalliations. and if they are just things like "well I think your going to hell". then your the dumbest idiot I know. and I hope Jesus is the one to tell you "sorry, but you are a bad person, with a closed mind, and a cold heart, ENJOY HELL!!"


    PS. you all are CP stars.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

    Lu:6:29: And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

    Do you think you could have phrased your message better? It does seem rather angry. If you have any Scripture to demonstrate your accusations of Christ, please let us know.

    What is your favorite Bible verse?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

      No, you're just an idiot. How did your parents fail you so miserably? They must not care about you at all to let you grow up without an ounce of sense in your head. What did you do to anger them, or did they just ignore you because you're ugly?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • cp_is_great
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2009
        • 8

        #4
        Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Lu:6:29: And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

        Do you think you could have phrased your message better? It does seem rather angry. If you have any Scripture to demonstrate your accusations of Christ, please let us know.

        What is your favorite Bible verse?


        OK want me to say it differently. your all so sad, you think my parents failed? i think not! i have an open mind and am able to see that religion is a control mechanism, used for centuries by an elite few to control the masses. you people are PROOF of this, you don't question you just do. do you want to know why 9/11 happened? well you don't but I'll tell you. because your masters attacked them first. and the struck back. THEY ARE THE SANE ONES!

        and also my claims about Jesus.. he kissed Judus.. doesn't that make him gay?

        i win. you lose. in the end your a sheep. have you seen the matrix, religion is your matrix. wait, no, you problem haven't seen it, its probably "the DEVILS work". any thing you dislike you label that. Religion is great like that.

        you disgust me.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

          You're the worst kind of terrorist: a traitor. Our country has no use for you anymore. You might as well go to Pakistan right now and join Osama Bin Laden.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • cp_is_great
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 8

            #6
            Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You're the worst kind of terrorist: a traitor. Our country has no use for you anymore. You might as well go to Pakistan right now and join Osama Bin Laden.
            AHAHAHAHA what me no use? tell me oh great ugly white bearded man, what have you done for your country lately?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

              I still detect anger and resentment in your post - were you denied the breast as a child? Jesus wasn't.

              I'm not sure what 9/11 has to do with Christianity; the perpetrators were all sand-nigras - mad as a bucket of frogs all fired up on moonworship.

              Jesus kissed Judas in a similar manner to the way a Mafia boss kisses someone who will die - If you are saying the Mafia is gay, I'd take out insurance.

              Why do you feel disgust for the Works and Words of God? In what way has He caused this?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

                Originally posted by cp_is_great View Post
                do you want to know why 9/11 happened? well you don't but I'll tell you. because your masters attacked them first. and the struck back. THEY ARE THE SANE ONES!
                A copy of your admission that your are providing logistical and material support for terrorists and enemies of the state has been forwarded by the DOF to the FBI and other relevant offices at the Department of Homeland Security.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • cp_is_great
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I still detect anger and resentment in your post - were you denied the breast as a child? Jesus wasn't.

                  I'm not sure what 9/11 has to do with Christianity; the perpetrators were all sand-nigras - mad as a bucket of frogs all fired up on moonworship.

                  Jesus kissed Judas in a similar manner to the way a Mafia boss kisses someone who will die - If you are saying the Mafia is gay, I'd take out insurance.

                  Why do you feel disgust for the Works and Words of God? In what way has He caused this?


                  OMG there is the proof.

                  9/11 has ALOT to do with Christianity, the whole thing is about religion!! do you know what they were mad about? go on tell me? Moon worship? well how are you different?

                  I'm not angry at god. I believe in god. Just not in the way you do. You People are religious Extremists! you wouldn't fly a plane onto a building but you would stand by and let your governments kill innocent people in the name of God! see foolish fails

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                  • cp_is_great
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

                    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                    A copy of your admission that your are providing logistical and material support for terrorists and enemies of the state has been forwarded by the DOF to the FBI and other relevant offices at the Department of Homeland Security.
                    hahahahaha what a joke. Im not saying that what they did is a good thing, IT A VERY BAD THING!. but im saying is that they had a reason.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22912

                      #11
                      Re: WOW JESUS IS AMAZING!!

                      Originally posted by cp_is_great View Post
                      [...] you would stand by and let your governments kill innocent people in the name of God! see foolish fails
                      Innocent people? You mean those Godly Christians in the Twin Towers? Those are the only ones I can think of.

                      You really must be a little clearer. It is true and indisputable, that if God says people must die then that is a Christian's duty - the Bible is full of God smiting people for not believing in Him - and quite right too.

                      You are not calling God a liar are you?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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