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  • #1

    I was wondering something

    Hi.

    I have read this over and over again, (Genesis)

    20And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
    22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.



    And I was just wondering. If God had already made MAN (Adam), and then all the beasts and birds and such, then decided to make Woman to be his help meet, much later...I was wondering then if when Adam was first made by God, did God make him with a, you know...a....thingy? Because what would he need a thingy for, if woman hadn't even been invented yet?



    It has always seemed to me that our reproductive systems were a cobbled together bunch of baling wire and duct tape, trying to make the DWV plumbing do something it wasn't originally designed to do.



    Would this be Biblical support for my opinion? Why would God design Man with a 1/2 reproductive system, if he hadn't even yet contemplated making a woman? And then done a hack on his previous design to add on the required functionality?




    This has been one of my most perplexing questions.



    thanks



    vw
    Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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    Re: I was wondering something

    Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
    22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.



    And I was just wondering. If God had already made MAN (Adam), and then all the beasts and birds and such, then decided to make Woman to be his help meet, much later...I was wondering then if when Adam was first made by God, did God make him with a, you know...a....thingy? Because what would he need a thingy for, if woman hadn't even been invented yet?
    God already knew He would make woman, so there's really no question. He was just letting Adam have some peace within His garden before He subjected him to the constant complaining.
    Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 02-21-2007, 06:35 PM.
    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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    • #3
      Re: I was wondering something

      Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
      God already knew He would make woman, so there's really no question. He was just letting Adam have some peace within His garden before He subjected him to the constant complaining.

      but clearly, that situation couldn't last very long, because eventually Adam would get hungry and who was going to cook dinner?


      vw
      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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      • #4
        Re: I was wondering something

        Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
        but clearly, that situation couldn't last very long, because eventually Adam would get hungry and who was going to cook dinner?


        vw
        Friend,

        The key point here was the The Garden was paradise so Adam had everything he needed. Note: no woman was created with him. Once God realized Adam needed something before Adam homered himself God created women and that is were the problems started.

        Show a woman a snake and God only knows were that is going to end up.

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          Re: I was wondering something

          Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
          but clearly, that situation couldn't last very long, because eventually Adam would get hungry and who was going to cook dinner?
          Before woman ate of the tree, and seduced Adam, there was no need to cook. God provided everything they needed to survive. I still can't fathom why that evil woman would shun paradise to disobey God.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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          • #6
            Re: I was wondering something

            Also, I can't help but wonder whether Adam was punch-drunk or exhausted when he named the iguana and ginko, or the Quetzaquatl. At that point, God must've decided that Adam was putting in too much overtime and needed an assistant.

            vw
            Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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            • #7
              Re: I was wondering something

              Why are you so obsessed with magic sticks (in case there are children reading this forum)?

              I guess we can rest assured that if we banish Virgin Whore to the Landover Nympho Care Center for a few weeks there will be no threat that she will become malnurished. Lets just say she has plenty of protein in her system, if you know what I mean.
              Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 02-21-2007, 06:50 PM.
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                Re: I was wondering something

                Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                Why are you so obsessed with magic sticks (in case there are children reading this forum)?

                I guess we can rest assured that if we banish Virgin Whore to the Landover Nympho Care Center for a few weeks there will be no threat that she will become malnurished. Lets just say she has plenty of protein in her system, if you know what I mean.
                Hmmmmm, would explain her signature and those mushroom indent marks on her forehead Brother.
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                • #9
                  Re: I was wondering something

                  Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
                  Also, I can't help but wonder whether Adam was punch-drunk or exhausted when he named the iguana and ginko, or the Quetzaquatl. At that point, God must've decided that Adam was putting in too much overtime and needed an assistant.

                  vw
                  Friend,

                  Perhaps you should worry more about getting Jesus to find you the right man and stop with this thinking. Your feminine brain is not meant for it.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I was wondering something

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Friend,

                    Once God realized Adam needed something before Adam homered himself God created women and that is were the problems started.

                    So then all men are originally homos, and we (girls) saved them? But we were not very good little doobies either...


                    I guess what I'm hearing is that Adam and Eve were "Man&Woman Vers. 1.0"


                    And there's obvious problems with a prototype. But that's what a prototype is for, to sort of work the bugs out.


                    I guess Jesus is Vers. 2.0...


                    vw
                    Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I was wondering something

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Friend,

                      The key point here was the The Garden was paradise so Adam had everything he needed. Note: no woman was created with him. Once God realized Adam needed something before Adam homered himself God created women and that is were the problems started.

                      Show a woman a snake and God only knows were that is going to end up.

                      Before "Adam homered himself"...oh THANKS BJ,for that truly lovely mental pic!


                      Or,if we want to be realistic a more likely possibility: "God" mucked it up in the designing-your-human department & had to cobble something together
                      quickly to try & fix it.
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I was wondering something

                        Originally posted by illith View Post
                        Before "Adam homered himself"...oh THANKS BJ,for that truly lovely mental pic!
                        Stop thinking about our common ancestor like that! This isn't some Biblical slash fiction forum, Missy!
                        Or, if we want to be realistic, a more likely possibility: "God" had to cobble something together quickly to try & fix it.
                        Well, Lilith, if you like to believe that you women are something God "cobbled together quickly", then by all means, run with it.

                        There may be more truth in that than you realize.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I was wondering something

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          Well, Lilith, if you like to believe that you women are something God "cobbled together quickly", then by all means, run with it.

                          I can definitely surmise that you are indeed a man. Any woman who has passed the age of, oh, 12 or 13, HAS NOT THE SLIGHTEST DOUBT, on a monthly basis, that we're cobbled together like a quaker quilt.


                          vw
                          Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I was wondering something

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            Stop thinking about our common ancestor like that! This isn't some Biblical slash fiction forum, Missy!

                            Well, Lilith, if you like to believe that you women are something God "cobbled together quickly", then by all means, run with it.

                            There may be more truth in that than you realize.


                            I was referring to the male of the species,they having been made first according to de book.

                            Obviously by the time god got around to creating females,he did a better job of it.
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I was wondering something

                              Originally posted by lilith View Post
                              I was referring to the male of the species,they having been made first according to de book.

                              Obviously by the time god got around to creating females,he did a better job of it.
                              No, it was more like the "home edition".

                              The feature set and specifications did not need to be as robust.
                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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