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  • stripeydani
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    • Jun 2009
    • 38
    #1

    Would you open your home for me?

    Hello,

    My name is Dani and I'm from the UK. It has always been my dream to go to America and live among real American people for a short time.

    I have read these forums with interest, and though I dont agree with all your views I would like to understand better.

    Im not sure when I would be coming to the USA, but if and when I did, would any families be willing to have me stay for a week or so? It would truly be an educational experience for me!

    Thank you!
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
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      #2
      Re: Would you open your home for me?

      Hello Danni. If you are white, middle class, heterosexual who is prepared to devote the rest of his life to Jesus Christ then I shall see what I can do.
      Normally though we don't allow furriners into our gated community.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • stripeydani
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          • Jun 2009
          • 38
          #3
          Re: Would you open your home for me?

          Hello,

          I'm a 19 year old female who is indeed heterosexual, from a good Christian family in a town near London.

          And Im not sure what furriners means? Foreigners? I'm English, who are allied with America and have gone to war with them!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: Would you open your home for me?

              Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
              [...] I'm English, who are allied with America and have gone to war with them!
              The English are at war with us? Why did no one tell me? Nuke 'em!
              sigpic


              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • MidwestCatLady
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 164
                  #5
                  Re: Would you open your home for me?

                  I call a troll post. Sorry. No True Christian would ever allow a troll into their home. Your time here will be short. Perhaps check out an oral health forum since Brit's have such bad teeth. Send a picture and a sob story about your horrible teeth and maybe a nice wealthy American dentist will take pity on you.
                  sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                  21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                    • The man with no brain
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Would you open your home for me?

                      How can one person be judged so quickly, I too am from the UK, I set up and account and i suddenly have no brain due to some mischeivous moderator changing my name.


                      Il let it slide as I will prove im not a Homer and not here for "lulz" as the terms and conditions state.

                      I too would like to know if we would be greeted with open arms by our american cousins.

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                        • stripeydani
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 38
                          #7
                          Re: Would you open your home for me?

                          This is not a troll post. I am genuinely interested in visiting homes of people with different Christian values!

                          And my teeth are almost perfect thank you. The "bad teeth" stereotype is a bit of a silly one, Ive never seen a single British person with exceptionally bad teeth!

                          And dont forget it was mostly English people who settled in America back when the country was overrun with the Natives! England and America are closely connected.

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                            • The man with no brain
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 3
                              #8
                              Re: Would you open your home for me?

                              Exactly I have Fine teeth, The only British people I see with bad teeth are the homeless, But then homelessness is not a choice made by some and does not instantly make them bad, only when they resort to bad measures do they become bad.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                  Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                                  This is not a troll post. I am genuinely interested in visiting homes of people with different Christian values!

                                  And my teeth are almost perfect thank you. The "bad teeth" stereotype is a bit of a silly one, Ive never seen a single British person with exceptionally bad teeth!

                                  And dont forget it was mostly English people who settled in America back when the country was overrun with the Natives! England and America are closely connected.
                                  I'm sorry, but we have a strict policy against mingling with unsaved scum such as yourself. Read about our Christian, Bible-bases policies HERE.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • stripeydani
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                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 38
                                      #10
                                      Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                      My status is Unsaved because I only joined this site this morning. I am none of those things you list in your post. I am a Christian girl who lives a good life and would like to experience an American church to aid my own development as a Christian!

                                      And I apologise to Wide-Open for my previous comment, I meant no offence to anyone, particularly the Native Americans.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                          Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                                          My status is Unsaved because I only joined this site this morning. I am none of those things you list in your post. I am a Christian girl who lives a good life and would like to experience an American church to aid my own development as a Christian!

                                          And I apologise to Wide-Open for my previous comment, I meant no offence to anyone, particularly the Native Americans.
                                          Then why haven't you mentioned your church or quoted any scripture at all? How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on you?

                                          Give us your testimony, on how you came to find Jesus.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • stripeydani
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                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 38
                                              #12
                                              Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                              I havent really had an oppurtunity to so far Pastor! My church is called Greyfriars, and is a wonderful church in the town of Reading, England.

                                              http://www.greyfriars.org.uk/index.php

                                              I dont know if their Christian teachings would be exactly like yours, which is exactly why I would like to come to see your own churches and learn from you all.

                                              I am simply wanting to learn more, and seek the help of others to do so.

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                                  Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                                                  I havent really had an oppurtunity to so far Pastor! My church is called Greyfriars, and is a wonderful church in the town of Reading, England.

                                                  http://www.greyfriars.org.uk/index.php

                                                  I dont know if their Christian teachings would be exactly like yours, which is exactly why I would like to come to see your own churches and learn from you all.

                                                  I am simply wanting to learn more, and seek the help of others to do so.
                                                  That is a false Christian church that uses a false Bible. If you want to find Jesus, leave that cesspool of lies and blasphemy NOW! They even allow cripples to use their toilet!!?? Blasphemy!!

                                                  Read our Church doctrines HERE.


                                                  To find which Bible is the one True Word of God, read THIS sermon of mine from a few months back.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • stripeydani
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                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 38
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                                                      Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                                      In the UK we are very limited to what Churches can do and say, which is why I would like to travel to the US and see what a true church should be like. I have great respect for people who do not "dumb down" the true teachings of the Lord!

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                                          Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                                                          In the UK we are very limited to what Churches can do and say, which is why I would like to travel to the US and see what a true church should be like. I have great respect for people who do not "dumb down" the true teachings of the Lord!
                                                          Dani, did you read the links I posted? Tell me the truth!
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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