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I haven't seen Jesus on a piece of toast or a pancake for some time... I hope he's OK and not too busy.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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That has been my experience also, Pastor Bath. I looked up a site that keeps track of Jesus sittings, and no one has seen him on toast or pancakes since 2024. In the past he has appeared in broken window glass but I haven't seen new reports of that either. Perhaps He has changed how He communicates to something computer related. A good place to look Him is the TV test pattern.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word. -
I last saw Jesus in between the beef flaps of my Montreal smoke meat sandwich. I'm sure he was there. I know because the Jew man who runs the deli blessed the meet himself sticking a brined pickle in there.I was told get thee to a rectory. But then I saw Father Maurice ministering to Jerome the altar boy which tells me it has something to do with rectums.Comment
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The lack sightings of His presence in toast is certain proof that He is now here in person. End times is imminent!! You read it here first.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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