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Today saw a glorious sight, as an unspecified number of (probably gender-confused) English folk assembled in London for an event called the March of Repentance, where they repented of not being Christian, Godly, or manly enough. I think they were also probably angry at the Jews for some reason, most people are. Praise Jesus.
Here, we see a mute cripple praying to God to forgive them for whatever caused God to make them a mute cripple:
I presume this fellow crucified himself at the end of the day. A trifle excessive, some would say, but you can't fault his faith:
This negro held up a Bible, presumably so that Jesus could see it better. Again, he should have realised that Jesus can see everything everywhere, but the intention is laudable.
Here's the website of the march organisers, although it doesn't explain why that guy crucified himself.
A pleasing first step towards establishing a theocracy in Britain. Here, we see a chap reading the Bible at the Houses of Parliament, in an attempt to Jesus them up a notch or two:
If reading the Bible doesn't work, I don't know what does.
Here, we see a mute cripple praying to God to forgive them for whatever caused God to make them a mute cripple:
I presume this fellow crucified himself at the end of the day. A trifle excessive, some would say, but you can't fault his faith:
This negro held up a Bible, presumably so that Jesus could see it better. Again, he should have realised that Jesus can see everything everywhere, but the intention is laudable.
Here's the website of the march organisers, although it doesn't explain why that guy crucified himself.
A pleasing first step towards establishing a theocracy in Britain. Here, we see a chap reading the Bible at the Houses of Parliament, in an attempt to Jesus them up a notch or two:
If reading the Bible doesn't work, I don't know what does.
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