I get it know

[jalmquist (On Moderation)]

Honestly I do, I had my suspicions that this was a joke and [false accusation deleted]

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I get it know

Honestly I do, I had my suspicions that this was a joke and [false accusation deleted]

Look pal, don't repeat the lies Objective Shutdown Landover makes about us, okay? They have an agenda and they are willing to do anything about get their way. Just because they can BS Wilkipedia into posting that vile nonsense about us doesn't make it real.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I get it know

Honestly I do, I had my suspicions that this was a joke and [false accusation deleted]

Jalmquist, allow me to explain something to you:

There is no joke here. We are as serious as the very fires of Hell.

We at Landover Baptist Church are here to share with you the Truth about God as He presents Himself in His Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

If you feel that we are "joking", I invite -- nay, challenge -- you to find any place where we have misquoted, "interpreted", or otherwise been in any way dishonest about what the Bible says.

We follow ALL the parts of the Bible, not just John 3:16, like many False Christians who love their idea of a hippie love God -- that is, their own imaginings, or what God would be if God would only be what they wanted God to be -- rather than God Himself.

Unlike False Christian churches, we do not create God in our own image. We give the glory to the real God, as He has presented Himself in His Word.

Does that seem like a joke to you?

[Dukie]

Re: I get it know

at what lengths with the nigras, spics, mary worshipers, atheists, demoncraps and slants go to deface this church? honestly, if they put this much effort into following God's word, they could write themselves a ticket to Heaven.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I get it know

at what lengths with the nigras, spics, mary worshipers, atheists, demoncraps and slants go to deface this church? honestly, if they put this much effort into following God's word, they could write themselves a ticket to Heaven.

Oh, jalmquist is just confused.

Some nasty people spread lies about us on the Interwebs, and say that we don't really follow the Bible.

You see, these False Christians and Antichrists would rather have everyone follow the hippie love god, a perversion of God's true nature.

God is not some one-sided cartoon. He loves, certainly, but He also hates.

He forgives, and He punishes.

He tells the truth, and He deceives.

He saves, and He condemns.

False Christians only focus on what they want to hear, and lie to pretend the rest doesn't exist. Thus, they lead others astray, and straight into eternal Hellfire.

[Rae-Est]

Re: I get it know

I'd have to agree with Jalmquist (sorry if I misspell the name) on what has been said around here. No one has been able to prove to me that this church is legitimate or that it has followed the teachings of the Bible to a "t" like they claim.

On the bright side, I've had fun debating points. If this church is legitimate, then I pray for all of you who believe in this kind of a Christianity. You've obviously misconstrued the concept of a Christian.

Christianity is about Christ-followers (thus, the name Christian), and Jesus Christ was decidedly not about attacking people with labels, playing favorites or condemning people who had not made their choice yet. He allowed Saul to become a Christian after Saul had preyed upon Christians and delivered them to be stoned. Saul became Paul who wrote a majority of the New Testament.

Jesus also said that the person with no sins should be the one to cast the first stone at the woman dragged before Him. No one could claim to be sinless, and thus, everyone slowly left the area. Jesus healed lame, blind, paralyzed, and never once did He call them malformed or condemned to hell (as some on another of the forums here have claimed).

If this is legitimate, then I ask where you get the delusions that this church is the favorite church of God.

"For there is no respect of persons with God." Romans 2:11

I'm praying for everyone who believes what this group preaches. It is cult-like and definitely not a Christian group.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I get it know

I'd have to agree with Jalmquist (sorry if I misspell the name) on what has been said around here. No one has been able to prove to me that this church is legitimate or that it has followed the teachings of the Bible to a "t" like they claim.

On the bright side, I've had fun debating points. If this church is legitimate, then I pray for all of you who believe in this kind of a Christianity. You've obviously misconstrued the concept of a Christian.

Christianity is about Christ-followers (thus, the name Christian), and Jesus Christ was decidedly not about attacking people with labels, playing favorites or condemning people who had not made their choice yet. He allowed Saul to become a Christian after Saul had preyed upon Christians and delivered them to be stoned. Saul became Paul who wrote a majority of the New Testament.

Jesus also said that the person with no sins should be the one to cast the first stone at the woman dragged before Him. No one could claim to be sinless, and thus, everyone slowly left the area. Jesus healed lame, blind, paralyzed, and never once did He call them malformed or condemned to hell (as some on another of the forums here have claimed).

If this is legitimate, then I ask where you get the delusions that this church is the favorite church of God.

"For there is no respect of persons with God." Romans 2:11

I'm praying for everyone who believes what this group preaches. It is cult-like and definitely not a Christian group.

You've already had answers, repeatedly, why this is God's Favorite Church.

Now, it's time for you to answer questions.

Why is it that you believe that Jesus is not God?

Why is it that you believe that the Law does not stand under Jesus, when He clearly said He came to enforce the Law?

What Scripture can you use to support your heretical beliefs?

Why do you hate God's Word? You clearly wish to ignore all the parts you don't like.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I get it know

You've already had answers, repeatedly, why this is God's Favorite Church.

Now, it's time for you to answer questions.

Why is it that you believe that Jesus is not God?

Why is it that you believe that the Law does not stand under Jesus, when He clearly said He came to enforce the Law?

What Scripture can you use to support your heretical beliefs?

Why do you hate God's Word? You clearly wish to ignore all the parts you don't like.

I'll bet she's a jehovah witless...

[Rae-Est]

Re: I get it know

You've already had answers, repeatedly, why this is God's Favorite Church.

Now, it's time for you to answer questions.

Why is it that you believe that Jesus is not God?

Why is it that you believe that the Law does not stand under Jesus, when He clearly said He came to enforce the Law?

What Scripture can you use to support your heretical beliefs?

Why do you hate God's Word? You clearly wish to ignore all the parts you don't like.

Mercy, mercy... you people. I don't know where you get your delusions. I never once said that I didn't believe Jesus was God. You really must learn to read better.

I believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, who is God, as per Biblical teachings.

John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say here. The Law is definitely under Jesus considering, as God, He created it. However, if you're referring to the Law, as per Israelite teachings, you might want to check out some verses in Romans that better explain what Jesus came to do. I'll just quote a couple of verses that stick out to me, but I urge you to check out the rest.

"Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation, even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life." Romans 5:18

"For sin shall no longer have dominion over you: for ye are no longer under the law, but under grace." Romans 6:14

"Wherefore, my brethren, ye also are become dead to the law by the body of Christ, that ye should be married to another, even to him who is raised from the dead, that we should bring forth fruit unto God. For when we were in the flesh, the motions of sins, which were by the law, did work in our members to bring forth fruit unto death. But now we are delivered from the law, that being dead wherein we were held; that we should serve in newness of spirit, and not in the oldness of the letter." Romans 7:4-6

Basically this sums up to say that through Adam sin came into the world, and we were all condemned to death. Jesus, however, came and took the punishment for our sins and thus gave us salvation. Because of salvation, we are no longer under the law. (Romans 6:14 above) Rather we are under grace, and grace compels us to obey God. Because salvation makes us to be under grace, we follow God and work to "bring forth fruit unto God" rather than unto our sinful natures. So, if I am interpreting this correctly, that is what I mean about the Law.

I believe I have been using Scripture to back up my claims, and I am assuming my verses make sense. If not, please let me know.

Finally, let me assure you that I do not hate God. You obviously have not been reading my words carefully if you feel that way.

Oh, and by the way, Pastor Ezekiel, I am not, as you call it, a Jehovah's "Witless". That is a singularly derogatory term that I would not expect Christians to use, and I would not use it myself. I do not understand why you insist on degrading those who are unlike you, but there again, I obviously do not understand your religion.

I am, in fact, an Independent Baptist and attend an Independent Baptist church in my area.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: I get it know

I am, in fact, an Independent Baptist and attend an Independent Baptist church in my area.

You might as well go to a whore house, that way you could at least enjoy yourself before going to Hell.

[Rae-Est]

Re: I get it know

You might as well go to a whore house, that way you could at least enjoy yourself before going to Hell.

Let's get one thing straight. YOU don't condemn me anywhere. YOU don't have the authority of God to judge me. YOU are not the Creator, and therefore, I defy you to judge my eternal home.

Let's also get this straight: for the record, I am a Christian. If you want to argue that point, let's argue it without labeling one another.

I thought this was an Independent Baptist church as well; does that mean your statement to me applies to you? Oh, wait, I forgot, you apparently can predict and understand an almighty God who, per His Word, explains quite explicitly that puny humans do NOT understand Him.

I'd appreciate if you would think first before putting up such an inflammatory statement about someone you've never met who is making points that you dislike. If you want to debate my beliefs, that's fine, but saying that I should visit whore house is a bit immature, don't you think?

By writing what you wrote, you are making yourself sound more foolish. Why not prove me wrong? Why not write something intelligent that rebuts my argument? Please, if you're only going to insult me, at least acknowledge why you're insulting me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I get it know

If you aren't a True Christian™ then you may as well spend your time in an opium den or a whorehouse.

You aren't even American, are you!

And where do you get the idea that we cannot judge? We are commanded by God to judge unsaved trash like you.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

[Rae-Est]

Re: I get it know

If you aren't a True Christian™ then you may as well spend your time in an opium den or a whorehouse.

You aren't even American, are you!

And where do you get the idea that we cannot judge? We are commanded by God to judge unsaved trash like you.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

Please, Pastor Ezekiel, you're killing me. I mean, really, what kind of replies are those? You insult my intelligence again and once more assume things about me that are untrue.

Let me correct your false assumptions. I am American and proud of it. And, no, before you ask, I am not telling you what state I live in. That's not the point. The point is that I have been American my entire life, and I love my homeland. Don't insult my intelligence by telling me I'm not American if I don't think like you because that would not only be insulting me but millions of others who consider themselves American.

Unless you want to be judged, I'd suggest you not judge people as you do.

"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." Matthew 7:1-5

"For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son." John 5:22

"Speak not evil of one another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge. There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?" James 4:11-12

Don't quote Scripture at me when you know very well there are other verses that back up my own claims. You people claim that I use only verses that I like, but look at what you're doing? Explain to me the disparity between the verses you posted and the ones I did, Pastor Ezekiel.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I get it know

Please, Pastor Ezekiel, you're killing me. I mean, really, what kind of replies are those? You insult my intelligence again and once more assume things about me that are untrue.

Firstly, you insult us, and worse, Jesus, by blatantly refusing His temporary death to give you Eternal Life!

Secondly, never doubt what a pastor knows. They are recipients of information from the Department of Faith, which, as you know, has monitored the American People since the terrible events of 9/11.

Let me correct your false assumptions. I am American and proud of it. And, no, before you ask, I am not telling you what state I live in. That's not the point. The point is that I have been American my entire life, and I love my homeland. Don't insult my intelligence by telling me I'm not American if I don't think like you because that would not only be insulting me but millions of others who consider themselves American.

I don't think any of us would have to ask what state you are from. We could just as easily reference your DOF dossier.... I'm not sure how noticing that you're not American is an "insult to your intelligence", but obviously you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer if you continue to reject Jesus' standing offer of Eternal Life....

Unless you want to be judged, I'd suggest you not judge people as you do. (Removed Bible verse taken out of context)

Psst -- try opening a Bible before you utter such nonsense. Here's a quest for you: find for me the verse in the Bible that COMMANDS the Righteous to judge those who are found to be lacking!

Don't quote Scripture at me when you know very well there are other verses that back up my own claims. You people claim that I use only verses that I like, but look at what you're doing? Explain to me the disparity between the verses you posted and the ones I did, Pastor Ezekiel.

Typical. You're one of those "salad bar" Christians. Unfortunately for you, Jesus doesn't treat Salvation like a buffet. You either accept it all or you are damned to Hell -- no two ways about it! The difference between the verses the Godly Pastor posted and yours are that you deliberately take verses out of context to make yourself feel better. Pastor Ezekiel is guided by the Holy Spirit, and therefore is wise in all things Biblical. I trust his judgment in the same way that I trust Jesus' -- absolutely and unquestioningly. Faith, my friend, will get you far.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: I get it know

Let's get one thing straight...

I have one question, are you so stupid from all the drugs your free love, hippy parents did while you were in the womb or because the coat hanger they tried to abort you with punctured your brain?

Jesus and myself have no time for the likes of you, enjoy Hell.