[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

releasing all your brain tissue

At least it will be over quickly for our reptilian friend, dear Dukie.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not create this thread. Also, some moderator is changing my messages.

EDIT: Read the notes friend. We do not tolerate pornography or vulgarity in this forum. BJ

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

I think I'm going to hurl.

This is the Landover Baptist Church Forum, not Bwack Lizard's Fantasy Sex Den!

If you wish to post here, you must immediately cease your ongoing posting of pornographic perversions! Discussing your disgusting desires is not acceptable behavior here. Is that clear?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

christian scums! die!! die!! may SATAN take over your mind while you're asleep AHAHAHAHAAHA. Now I'm going to burn some churches down. I like to burn churches down.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

christian scums! die!! die!! may SATAN take over your mind while you're asleep AHAHAHAHAAHA. Now I'm going to burn some churches down. I like to burn churches down.

Friend,

You do know we have forgive you this, like you other sins as Jesus commands. Don't worry, we are here to help you rise above you odious, disgusting self and come to Jesus love. Please let us help you before Jesus has you killed.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

ok. I will accept Jesus from now but not in the extreme way okay?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

ok. I will accept Jesus from now but not in the extreme way okay?

Hold it there friend, Jesus hates the Luke warm. HE ether wants total commitment from you or HE says you are against HIM.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

But I don't want to stop play RPG games and listen to black metal because I love that

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

But I don't want to stop play RPG games and listen to black metal because I love that

Enjoy Hell!

There is only one way to accept Jesus, and that's to the hilt!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Does THE BIBLE say that I can't listen to black metal and play RPG games?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Does THE BIBLE say that I can't listen to black metal and play RPG games?

Being a Christian is more than just following the Bible to the letter. It is applying the letter to everyday life. Now let us look at these two issues in a Christian way

Heavy Metal. Long haired homers in tight pants. Enough said.

RPGs: Demon worship, Hairy Potter type power fantasies. Pure evil.

So, sadly you need to put those things aside for Christ.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Sorry... I can't do that. I can't live without my music. So... Jesus may not accept me I'll always accept him .

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Sorry... I can't do that. I can't live without my music. So... Jesus may not accept me I'll always accept him .

A +5 vorpal sword with not save you from Hell friend. Only Jesus can.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Well that sucks. Maybe if I listen to prog-rock and NeoFolk? Would that be okay? If it isn't than I guess I will have to accept hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Well that sucks. Maybe if I listen to prog-rock and NeoFolk? Would that be okay? If it isn't than I guess I will have to accept hell.

It's a start friend, but they are far, far too many hot looking male lead signers in those music categories For your own good. It would be better to go cold turkery but do what you can.