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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #46
    Re: is satan's really bigger?

    Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
    Didn't Jesus have long hair?
    Are you saying you have homer urges looking at Jesus? My goodness friend, you need our help more than I first thought!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Bwack Lizard
        Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
        • Jan 2007
        • 116
        #47
        Re: is satan's really bigger?

        No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?

        I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

        I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #48
            Re: is satan's really bigger?

            Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
            I like to do this with my hands

            \m/
            You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729
                #49
                Re: is satan's really bigger?

                Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?

                I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

                I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.
                No, Jesus didn't have long hair.

                And the Bible says you shouldn't, either!

                I Corinthians 11:14
                Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

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                  • Bwack Lizard
                    Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 116
                    #50
                    Re: is satan's really bigger?

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    At least it will be over quickly for our reptilian friend, dear Dukie.
                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!
                    Oh well I'm sorry I didn't know that was satanic. Sorry. I'm so sorry (seriously).

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #51
                        Re: is satan's really bigger?

                        Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                        No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?
                        How would I know? The image of Jesus we have is deliberately not HIM to avoid worshiping graven images.

                        Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                        I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

                        I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.
                        The problem isn’t you’re a homer, the problem is it is a effeminate. What is wrong long haired men are making other men homers.

                        Forcing other people to sin is evil, don’t you agree?

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Bwack Lizard
                            Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 116
                            #52
                            Re: is satan's really bigger?

                            I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.

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                              • Mrs. Rogers
                                compassion personified
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2692
                                #53
                                Re: is satan's really bigger?

                                Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                                I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.
                                My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.

                                Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.
                                True Christians are Perfect!

                                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                  • Bwack Lizard
                                    Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 116
                                    #54
                                    Re: is satan's really bigger?

                                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                                    My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.

                                    Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.
                                    Is that you in your avatar?

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #55
                                        Re: is satan's really bigger?

                                        Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                                        Is that you in your avatar?
                                        Of course that is Mrs Roger. I hope this is not going to turn into one of those granny porn things.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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