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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938
    #1

    Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

    Whilst waiting to pay for a pound of lard in Wal-Mart, I stood behind a rather ignorant and smelly person. Now, you may say this is no great surprise in that store, and I’ll agree. However, what he did next cause me to call Security and the police…

    He took from his pocket sufficient bills to pay and then took out a Sharpie and IN MY CLEAR SIGHT AND WITHOUT EXCUSE, he struck through the words, “In God We Trust.”

    My look of horror and anger must have caused him to think, for he said, “I’m an atheist, I do this all the time. My hope is that someday I’ll get a bill back that has the words crossed out! I have a Dremmel at home for coins but it's messy...”

    It was at this point he was tazered and his limp and unconscious body taken away on unspecified charges.

    Readers, if you find any of these bills, send them to Landover Baptist, Freehold, Iowa, where they will have the curse removed and will no longer be a bother to you.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Isabella Abbey
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 166
      #2
      Re: Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

      He took from his pocket sufficient bills to pay and then took out a Sharpie and IN MY CLEAR SIGHT AND WITHOUT EXCUSE, he struck through the words, “In God We Trust.”

      Readers, if you find any of these bills, send them to Landover Baptist, Freehold, Iowa, where they will have the curse removed and will no longer be a bother to you.


      Ah, do people get their bills back after the curse is removed?

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22938
          #3
          Re: Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

          Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
          Ah, do people get their bills back after the curse is removed?
          You are obsessed with mammon, witch! I've met your sort before - gold-diggers!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Rock4MyLord
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 103
              #4
              Re: Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

              I've found dollar bills that have said, "If you re-write this message 100 different dollar bills, God will give you a million bucks!"

              So I did it. I think it was either a scam, or I won't get the money until I go to heaven.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

                  There is, unfortunately, a long and rich tradition of Godhaters have chosen to deface God's favorite currency. Jesus is not amused.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • David Goldman
                      (not a Jew)
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 700
                      #6
                      Re: Atheist Dollars! Beware, your soul is at risk!

                      Those tricky Jews! Most Godly Americans have never even seen a real $100 bill before, and if they got a hold of one of those then they might think that is what it is supposed to look like.

                      I think that we need to start rounding up Jews and Atheist until someone coughs up the names of the criminals defacing Godly US issued money. it is a serious crime, and we need to prosecute the scum doing this.

                      United States Code
                      TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
                      PART I - CRIMES
                      CHAPTER 17 - COINS AND CURRENCY
                      333. Mutilation of national bank obligations

                      "Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or
                      unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill,
                      draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking
                      association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System,
                      with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence
                      of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or
                      imprisoned not more than six months, or both."
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                      Proverbs 27:17
                      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                      Romans 1:20
                      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                      2 Timothy 2:15
                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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