[Brother_Mike]

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How can we be certain that no one that will do these kittens harm gets them??

Moon

Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty

[SalvationSeeker]

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nows, i not want to cause no offenses, but you menfolk got eyes bigger than your stomack, it true. i not no for shore, but i thinks kitty meat be kinda tuff an gamey , it taste real bad cuz kittys be carnivores, so when you eats a kitty you be eatin all the mouses they eated but maybee that not so bad cuz mouses eat cheese so maybee kittys taste like cheddar or bloo vein

As I said earlier, cat taste somewhat similar to rabbit.
They don't taste bad at all.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ooohhh a free kitty!!
I want one!!
Shame that I'm a dedicated heathen

Convert and we'll give you a kitten!

[MoonFlower]

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Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty

But I'd be such a bad TC Mike, just ask everyone here what a horrible TC I was before. Would you have patience with me??

Moon

PS - Any man that promises to be nice to my kitty deserves anything he wants.

[Brother_Mike]

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If Rachel and Moon convert, I'll give them each a box of deer slugs for free!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Convert and we'll give you a kitten!

Do I have to?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do I have to?

No. You may choose to spend eternity with Jabba-the-hut slapping at your backside and we can eat the kitten.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

[Brother_Mike]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

I'd use it for target practise.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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PLEASE!!!
Leave the kitten alone!!
Don't make me bring Lilith's cat with me to come and rescue it! I will!!

[MoonFlower]

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I'd use it for target practise.

I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

Moon

[Brother_Mike]

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I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

Moon

Of course not

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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GET A ROOM, you two! This isn't Adult Friendfinder! Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

Hahaha....of course not. I'd give it to my chink housekeeper, Ching Lee.

[Brother_Mike]

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Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!

Yes sir.