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  • Brother_Mike
    True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 105

    #16
    Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    How can we be certain that no one that will do these kittens harm gets them??

    Moon
    Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty
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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #17
      Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

      Originally posted by Petal View Post
      nows, i not want to cause no offenses, but you menfolk got eyes bigger than your stomack, it true. i not no for shore, but i thinks kitty meat be kinda tuff an gamey , it taste real bad cuz kittys be carnivores, so when you eats a kitty you be eatin all the mouses they eated but maybee that not so bad cuz mouses eat cheese so maybee kittys taste like cheddar or bloo vein
      As I said earlier, cat taste somewhat similar to rabbit.
      They don't taste bad at all.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #18
        Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Ooohhh a free kitty!!
        I want one!!
        Shame that I'm a dedicated heathen
        Convert and we'll give you a kitten!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • MoonFlower
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 522

          #19
          Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

          Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
          Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty


          But I'd be such a bad TC Mike, just ask everyone here what a horrible TC I was before. Would you have patience with me??

          Moon

          PS - Any man that promises to be nice to my kitty deserves anything he wants.
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • Brother_Mike
            True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 105

            #20
            Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

            If Rachel and Moon convert, I'll give them each a box of deer slugs for free!
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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Convert and we'll give you a kitten!
              Do I have to?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Do I have to?
                No. You may choose to spend eternity with Jabba-the-hut slapping at your backside and we can eat the kitten.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #23
                  Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                  NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Brother_Mike
                    True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 105

                    #24
                    Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?
                    I'd use it for target practise.
                    Me
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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                      PLEASE!!!
                      Leave the kitten alone!!
                      Don't make me bring Lilith's cat with me to come and rescue it! I will!!
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • MoonFlower
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 522

                        #26
                        Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                        Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
                        I'd use it for target practise.
                        I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

                        Moon
                        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                        • Brother_Mike
                          True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 105

                          #27
                          Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                          I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

                          Moon
                          Of course not
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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #28
                            Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                            GET A ROOM, you two! This isn't Adult Friendfinder! Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?
                              Hahaha....of course not. I'd give it to my chink housekeeper, Ching Lee.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Brother_Mike
                                True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 105

                                #30
                                Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!
                                Yes sir.
                                Me
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