[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please don't eat the cats!
Lilith, if you see this, it seems as though you, I and TCFH have a rescue mission on our hands...I'll bring along Daisy and Raptor (my rottweilers) too.

Great idea. Rotweillers love to eat cats as much as hitoshi does. We do need to reduce the cat population anyway. Satan's birthday is coming up (Helloween) and we usually try and reduce the number of cats around Freehold at this time of year....Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Pastor Zeke,

If you two want to get me some fresh raibbits before you go, I'll be glad to make you a nice big pot of rabbit casserole. Just, please, this time, try to wring thier necks instead of putting bullet holes in them. It makes the meat chewy around the entry wound.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Great idea. Rotweillers love to eat cats as much as hitoshi does. We do need to reduce the cat population anyway. Satan's birthday is coming up (Helloween) and we usually try and reduce the number of cats around Freehold at this time of year....Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

Not my rottweilers.
Maybe I should talk to Moon, see if she can rescue as many of the freehold cats as is possible.
I'll give them a good home and I am NOT talking about Wu Lins!!

[Deaner]

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Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

Thanks for the invite Pastor Zeke and you know I'll be there. My only concern is the shotgun will turn those cats into a paste; which I'm sure we could use on sandwiches. I think it would be a lot more fun to chase them around and throw darts at them until they keel over. I figure a kitten could probably take about six darts before it dies so it will stretch out the fun a little.

Dean

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Don't make me sic PETA onto you

[Bobby-Joe]

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Don't make me sic PETA onto you

PETA in Iowa??? Get real, this in not a Blue State!


Say Rachael, whose this making a plea for help? Why it is Mr Bun Bun. Come to Jesus Rachael or Mr Bun Bun becomes a little stew!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Meh, go for your life. I'm not really a rabbit fan. They breed like crazy and endanger other animals and plants.

Although, I hear they make a mean stew

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Meh, go for your life. I'm not really a rabbit fan. They breed like crazy and endanger other animals and plants.

So do cats - they are a pestilence upon suburbia. Not only do they litter one's living room with dazed mice and half-gnawed birds, but they toilet in one's freshly dug garden ... and there's nothing more gruesome than huge dollops of stinking cat muck amongst one's miniature rose bushes.

But I am winning the flowerbed war, and here's how; attach several mousetraps to a length of string, and place said string at cat-tail height over your garden. If you are really adventurous, criss-cross several strings over garden ... in no time you will have plently of cats for your stews, and what cats you don't catch - the ones who got away by chewing through the remainder of their crippled tails - won't be crapping among your pansies anytime soon.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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But I am winning the flowerbed war, and here's how

Nonsense. It won't work.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Meh, go for your life. I'm not really a rabbit fan. They breed like crazy and endanger other animals and plants.

Although, I hear they make a mean stew

You do know these aren't black cats, don't you? No future familiars for you, dear.

Perhaps now your interest will drop, no?

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Nonsense. It won't work.

... oh ye of little faith. Try rubbing some catnip onto the traps - it is a better idea overall as you will be catching kitty by her soft little ear, which is preferable to the tail; the tails don't get damaged you see, making for an interesting sidedish.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So do cats - they are a pestilence upon suburbia. Not only do they litter one's living room with dazed mice and half-gnawed birds, but they toilet in one's freshly dug garden ... and there's nothing more gruesome than huge dollops of stinking cat muck amongst one's miniature rose bushes.

OK....FINE!!!! I ADMIT IT!!! I JUST DON'T LIKE PEOPLE HURTING CATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DARNED ADORABLE!!! There, happy now??

You do know these aren't black cats, don't you? No future familiars for you, dear.

A familiar cat doesn't need to be black. Black cats are just a stereotype. They are, however, very pretty cats.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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OK....FINE!!!! I ADMIT IT!!! I JUST DON'T LIKE PEOPLE HURTING CATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DARNED ADORABLE!!! There, happy now??

You admit what exactly? That Jesus Christ is the one true God? SAY IT THEN!! SAY IT OR WATCH US SKIN THEM KITTIES ALIVE!!


A familiar cat doesn't need to be black. Black cats are just a stereotype. They are, however, very pretty cats.

So now you reveal to us your intimate knowlegde of witchcraftery. The truth comes out, Praise God!

And don't even THINK about stealing Pastor Pistle's house servants. That will get you horsewhipped in certain American locales.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You admit what exactly? That Jesus Christ is the one true God? SAY IT THEN!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You admit what exactly? That Jesus Christ is the one true God? SAY IT THEN!! SAY IT OR WATCH US SKIN THEM KITTIES ALIVE!!

NEVER!!!!
I WILL COME TO LANDOVER AND RESCUE THOSE KITTIES WHATEVER THE RISK!!!!
I mean I admit that I just don't like people hurting cats.

So now you reveal to us your intimate knowlegde of witchcraftery. The truth comes out, Praise God!

Bah. In your eyes I'm damned anyway, so it isn't like my witchiness would make me any more damned in your eyes, now, would it?

And don't even THINK about stealing Pastor Pistle's house servants. That will get you horsewhipped in certain American locales.

Poor Ching Lee needs a vacation is all I'm saying.