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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366
    #1

    The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

    Nobody can pack them in like His Holiness and once again we see the power of Christian commitment as over 120,000 true believers got together to spend precious time with the Pope as he celebrated Mass in a country that was only recently a communist regime.


    Originally posted by God's representative on earth

    "History has demonstrated the absurdities to which man descends when he excludes God from the horizon of his choices and actions, and how hard it is to build a society inspired by the values of goodness, justice and fraternity, because the human being is free and his freedom remains fragile,"
    (When was the last time a Babtwit preacher drew a crowd larger than a jury for running a pyramid scheme?)

    Let's face it. The real deal Christians know who we are and the numbers don't lie. The inspiration and example the Pope brings to not only Godless communists but to proper Christians throughout the world is surely proof in itself that the teachings of The Holy Roman Church are the only path to an eternal life in the House of our Lord and Heavenly Saviour Jesus Christ.

    Perhaps, with some luck, we can arrange for him to visit the outback regions of America and give the poor, illiterate dirt farmers of Iowa a chance to get right with God and his teachings. If it can work in the Czech Republic it can work in Incestistan.




    Bless you, My Joads in waiting,
    Father Mo





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    A Cardinal in the making.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

      I read somewhere that approximately 2.5 million people showed up to the gay pride celebration in São Paulo, Brazil in 2006.

      By your logic, they are better than the fish head of rome. The celebration of sodomy really packed them in, so to speak.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

          I've been very busy the last few weeks and barely have time to post. We handed out 80,000 copies of this Chick Tract today
          Chick.com: Are Roman Catholics Christians?
          http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp
          Show Catholics that neither their good works nor their religion can save them.

          and have to get to his stop for tomorrow ASAP!!!!


          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • John Scopes
              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
              • Sep 2009
              • 666
              #4
              Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              Nobody can pack them in like His Holiness and once again we see the power of Christian commitment as over 120,000 true believers got together to spend precious time with the Pope as he celebrated Mass in a country that was only recently a communist regime.


              (When was the last time a Babtwit preacher drew a crowd larger than a jury for running a pyramid scheme?)

              Let's face it. The real deal Christians know who we are and the numbers don't lie. The inspiration and example the Pope brings to not only Godless communists but to proper Christians throughout the world is surely proof in itself that the teachings of The Holy Roman Church are the only path to an eternal life in the House of our Lord and Heavenly Saviour Jesus Christ.

              Perhaps, with some luck, we can arrange for him to visit the outback regions of America and give the poor, illiterate dirt farmers of Iowa a chance to get right with God and his teachings. If it can work in the Czech Republic it can work in Incestistan.




              Bless you, My Joads in waiting,
              Father Mo





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              I have always found your particular branch to be very interesting. Would you be willing to extrapolate upon the cannibalistic aspects of your sect ?
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              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366
                  #5
                  Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

                  Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                  I have always found your particular branch to be very interesting.
                  Branches are from the topside of trees... we Catholics are the roots of Christianity. We anchor that which is the glue between the Heavens and the earth.

                  Would you be willing to extrapolate upon the cannibalistic aspects of your sect ?
                  Surely (Shirley) you can do better than question the paschal meal?

                  Didn't Darrow sort you out in the 1920's?



                  Bless you, My mouthwash missionary,
                  Father Mo




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                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                    • John Scopes
                      Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 666
                      #6
                      Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

                      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                      Didn't Darrow sort you out in the 1920's?
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                      He was my ACLU attorney at the time, our adversary was William Jennings Bryan, who is a regular contributor here.

                      That entire incident has been the source of my inspiration in my current research. The lack of genetic diversification in TN at the time, and even to this day, the preponderance of fundamental Christian beliefs, and the apparent worship of both Scolecophidia and Alethinophidia there are sources of fascination.
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                      “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22904
                          #7
                          Re: The Pope wows 'em in Czech Republic!

                          Word on the street is that the crowds were in the 20,000 region and 90% were priests, their catamites and nuns, all in plain clothes, and bussed in from Germany, Austria and Slovakia by the Vatican.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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