[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Most of those are lezbeans, so they don't really count as real women.

By the way, what happened to Sarah Lee? Did she get canned from her own company? I thought she was still in charge over there....I can understand a female running a cake company, they have natural abilities in the kitchen.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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There are many women in executive jobs.

Perhaps you mean Mary Kay. But she isn't as famous as the lady running Hewlett Packard....ummmm...oh, wait....she just resigned. Well, how about the PAST female CEO of HP...oh, NO!...she was canned too. Well, let's take a count of exactly how many females run fortune 500 companies.

Claire Babrowski RadioShack
Brenda C. Barnes Sara Lee
Dorrit J. Bern Charming Shoppes
Mary E. Burton Zale
Patricia Gallup PC Connection
Susan M. Ivey Reynolds American
Andrea Jung Avon Products
Kay Krill AnnTaylor Stores
Linda A. Lang Jack in the Box
Kathleen A. Ligocki Tower Automotive
Anne Mulcahy Xerox
Janet L. Robinson New York Times
Paula G. Rosput Reynolds Safeco
Patricia F. Russo Lucent Technologies
Mary F. Sammons Rite Aid
Marion O. Sandler Golden West Financial
Stephanie A. Streeter Banta
Margaret C. Whitman eBay
Mary Agnes Wilderotter Citizens Communications
Dona Davis Young Phoenix

Hmmmm......eleven out of a thousand companies. Of course, that doesn't count the number of women who run companies on their backs. There are probably MANY more of those.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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There are many women in executive jobs. If men are more in middle management it's because middle management requires what men are best at...sitting on their asses and yelling at their team.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,

Yes, that's why women work in those kinds of jobs and men are in charge. Thank you for making my point. Please note that every single nation ever led by a woman either no longer exists at all or is in the toilet. England doesn't count because the Queen isn't really in charge.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Whoa there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

And, partially right? Ha! I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,

That right there is nothing more than feminazi propaganda, spread by females who wish they had a choo choo instead of a cooter. Those "stories" are nothing but lies designed to turn women into bull dykes and tree huggers.

Go peddle it in iraquistan, witch!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Better to do one thing right than two things partially right.

Whoa there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

And, partially right? Ha! I've heard from people who, when one woman left her job in a financial institution, they had two or possibly three men replace her...and they STILL couldn't do it anywhere near as well as she could,

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I see. Women don't listen?

I just said that. You aren't listening.

This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.

Better to do one thing right than two things partially right.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I see. Women don't listen?
This from the half of the human species which is unable to multi-task.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?

By not doing as they were told. Women, TO THIS DAY, still don't listen and need to be bitch-slapped about once a week.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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How exactly can someone who didn't exist follow the orders of someone else who doesn't exist?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.

Cooter. But birthing babies would be like s**t through a goose if EVE hadn't disregarded GOD'S ORDERS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I only 'fornicate' with my husband and however much we do that is no one's business but ours.
Regardless of how much one 'fornicates' as you put it, NOTHING prepares for the pain of childbirth, unless one has a fetish for trying to insert watermelons up their you know what.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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:::: cough, cough::::::
Small? LOL...on YOU?

You did so much fornicating. You are probably like tossing a weenie down a hall.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Pastor Al, with all due respect to your learned Godliness, sir, being male, I don't think you have any idea what it's like to squeeze something a similar size to a watermelon out of an opening that small, do you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.

That doesn't even count as a pregnancy. Only male children count.