[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Why are you asking him? Why don't you leave this (and all major decisions) to your husband and your pastor. Stop babbling, girl.

And what did you say your Pastor's name is again?

Yeah, you're right, thanks again for the advice, I think the proper thing is talk about that with my husband, he'll know what to do

And our Pastor's name is Bob Stine. He's a charming old man, very polite and God fearing, thanks for your question brother. I took this picture of him and his wife from our church website

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother, I need to know something, what can I do to not abort spontaneously all those babies every month? I know the biological solution is getting pregnant as soon as I give birth, but we can't take care of that amount of babies because we don't have the money. Maybe I can take pills, but then I couldn't get pregnant when my husband want it and I know is against God's plan, so I need a solution, I hope you don't mind brother

Why are you asking him? Why don't you leave this (and all major decisions) to your husband and your pastor. Stop babbling, girl.

And what did you say your Pastor's name is again?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.

Brother, I need to know something, what can I do to not abort spontaneously all those babies every month? I know the biological solution is getting pregnant as soon as I give birth, but we can't take care of that amount of babies because we don't have the money. Maybe I can take pills, but then I couldn't get pregnant when my husband want it and I know is against God's plan, so I need a solution, I hope you don't mind brother

[Jedediah]

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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Godly State of Texas knows what to do with satan's little cotton fingers.

No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Texas Senate, Vaginas OK (For Now)

This afternoon, the Texas State Senate is debating House Bill 2, a hugely restrictive anti-abortion bill that would ban late-term abortions. A vote may take place tonight, so the capital gallery is currently at full-capacity. Meanwhile, state troopers have been searching through bags to confiscate tampons, feminine pads, and tissues before spectators have been allowed inside.

[JustGotSaved]

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And now the Republican National Convention will be held in a city named after one of these devices.

A sop to the "female vote"?

A "sop"? Ewww

[Cranky Old Man]

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A sop to the "female vote"?

I don't think so. Women just have to vote as their husbands command them to. I do hope the GOP understand that the hurricane God has sent to their convention is a signal to show they are getting way to liberal though. We already have a communist party with Obama, we don't need two of those.

[Didymus Much]

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When I was just a young lad, learning the ways of the world, I wondered why they weren't called "tamp-ins", because, well, you know...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And now the Republican National Convention will be held in a city named after one of these devices.

A sop to the "female vote"?

[handmaiden]

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OMH, if you were a woman you would no that there is know gratification to be had from tampon insertation. It is, like the whole process or menstruating, quite messy and unappealing.

Rachael, the fact that you have the decency to find your woman's time disgusting gives me hope for you. Most pagan feminists insist that their curse is a wonderous symbol of their unity with nature.

For over forty years I have received my reminder that I have not redeemed myself through childbearing, but at least I have the delicacy to not use t*mp#ns. These are an offense to virginity and fidelity. Maxi pads encourage women to get up and move around instead of staying put, as the original Rachel did in Genesis 31:35.

One of the Lord's most impressive miracles was healing the woman with unclean issue, but she at least had to decency to not talk about it and make Jesus feel squicky.

Let us all join her in not throwing such ugly business in God's face.


Cleanly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jedediah]

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Amen to that. I know from first-hand experience that tampons destroy lives and tear families apart. Leave it to modern-day, un-Christian tarts to make it their prerogative to go strutting their stuff all over town during their unclean time. If they'd just stay put in their menstrual huts, apart from society, they wouldn't have need for these sinful and destructive implements of satan. My wife makes her own washable diapers out of old bedsheets. She has no use for "wings" because she is not a whore. You don't need maneuverability when you are staying put, reading your Bible like a good Christian woman.

[JustGotSaved]

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Thanks you Pastor for de-necroing this thread. It was very useful, except those statanic wymyns' explanantion of their period! What blitherits!

Hmmm...

"De-necroing" reminds me of Zombies, which reminds me of Jesus!

Praise God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout Glory!!!

[Ixi]

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Rachel, I know about the whole fertilized egg thing, I just didn't feel like explaining it to the men.

[Witch Hammer]

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Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.

Bite your tongue, hellskank! "the best thing invented for women during this time of the month" is called an Isolation Chamber! Heaven forbid a man come in contact with an unclean woman during her monthly curse!

Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

And as for your "men and women are equal" theory...read your Bible, you ignorant slut!

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Know your place!