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  • Harold Law
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 136
    #1

    H.Law's weekly book burning I

    Ever since stumbling into one of those liberalized bookstores and finding Sarah Palin's book in the "Comedy" section I really worry about what our youth is reading. Honestly if it was up to me the only book available would be the bible, although weekly I will compile a list of the worst books currently available. Despicable literature that will take your poor innocent children and turn their minds into a devils playground!



    Twilight New Moon Movie Companion

    Children and adults alike shouldn't watch this horrible film in the first place. But when a companion is used to accompany this work of the devil you've really got a problem on our hands. Essentially this companion works as a map of how to contact the devil through becoming a vampire with devilishly young boyish looks. Now only does this movie glorify being a vampire, but also homosexuality and revealing dress. Rather sickening if you ask me.



    House of Night

    Presumably another homer glorification of vampires, demons, witches and just about anything unholy you can think of. Also gratutious amounts of premarital sex and bestiality.

    Just trying to save some souls for Jesus!

    Harold Law
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

      Shout Glory!! Book burning is a time-honored and God-blessed tradition!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Harold Law
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 136
          #3
          Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I



          When I Knew

          RED ALERT
          Fellow Christians, I confess that when I first saw this book I slapped my wife across her face. Being a good Christian woman who knows and accepts my temperment she asked me what the problem was. When I showed her the link to the book she immediately dropped to the floor uncoscious, apparently the paramedics think she went into shock from seeing this abominable disgrace of a book.

          This homersexual diatribe explains when and how homersexurals "knew" they were homosexuals. We all know that homosexurality is just a silly hobby and everyone knows that they are straight. Fags just like to stick things up their pooters to spit on Jesus himself! A complete and utter act of disrespect to our lord. And now they have actually allowed this book to come out on the market!


          (Also I burned all of these books and those catholic Christian childrens fund pamphlets on my corn field)
          Ephesians 5:22-24
          22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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            • Gothzilla
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2008
              • 60
              #4
              Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

              Not going to lie, I can't stand the Twilight series. Movies, books, none of it.
              2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22919
                  #5
                  Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

                  Just an observation. I think that Book Burning is an excellent precursor to burning witches. Was it not Heinrich Heine who said, "They that start by burning books will end by burning men." ? Of course, women will be included.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324
                      #6
                      Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

                      Originally posted by Harold Law View Post


                      When I Knew

                      RED ALERT
                      Fellow Christians, I confess that when I first saw this book I slapped my wife across her face. Being a good Christian woman who knows and accepts my temperment she asked me what the problem was. When I showed her the link to the book she immediately dropped to the floor uncoscious, apparently the paramedics think she went into shock from seeing this abominable disgrace of a book.

                      This homersexual diatribe explains when and how homersexurals "knew" they were homosexuals. We all know that homosexurality is just a silly hobby and everyone knows that they are straight. Fags just like to stick things up their pooters to spit on Jesus himself! A complete and utter act of disrespect to our lord. And now they have actually allowed this book to come out on the market!


                      (Also I burned all of these books and those catholic Christian childrens fund pamphlets on my corn field)
                      Is that beaver Cleaver?
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2026
                          • 15118
                          #7
                          Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

                          Perhaps we should add this to your list Brother Law?

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                          It's one of the worst cases of Blasphemy I have ever had the misfortune to set my eyes upon.

                          (I found it whilst searching for "Baby Jesus" of course).





                          .

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                            • NCOH
                              Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreign queer
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 33
                              #8
                              Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

                              Seems I have some new reading material! Thanks all

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                                • Harold Law
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 136
                                  #9
                                  Re: H.Law's weekly book burning I

                                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                  Perhaps we should add this to your list Brother Law?

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                                  It's one of the worst cases of Blasphemy I have ever had the misfortune to set my eyes upon.

                                  (I found it whilst searching for "Baby Jesus" of course).





                                  .
                                  Absolutely, the more books we add to the pile the more souls we save for Jesus!
                                  Ephesians 5:22-24
                                  22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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