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  • Brother Quest
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 78
    #1

    Tweeting

    I was just wondering how the Good Lord felt about this issue..
    I went to the mens room and tweeted a few minutes ago and didn't think first. Is there something in the KJV that frown on this act?
    "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)
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    • Brother Quest
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 78
      #2
      Re: Tweeting

      I'm sorry I must explain myself.. By tweeting I mean twittered..
      "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Tweeting

          If you're a Christian, you should know.

          Why are you using Rush Limbaugh's photograph?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Quest
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 78
              #4
              Re: Tweeting

              I kinda like the guy. He seems very informative and has some of the same views that I do. I will change it of offends the Church. I still don't have an answer on my chinese version of the KJV Bible, that I have asked numerous times about.. It is the KJV, but it was printed in China.
              "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22912
                  #5
                  Re: Tweeting

                  Chinese Bibles may contain errors, some may not;
                  Who is the publisher,
                  When and where was it published,
                  What's the cover like,
                  Does it have an apocrypha,
                  Is there a preface to the Bible,
                  Are there any illustrations,
                  Are any of the letters illuminated,
                  From what is the cover made?

                  Answer my questions and I'll do my best to answer yours.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Brother Quest
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 78
                      #6
                      Re: Tweeting

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Read Numbers 31 in your chink Bible. You will see that The Lord does not mind the possession of goods and chattels (other than women) where taken fairly. That said, you should check every dot and comma to ensure that not one jot or tittle has changed within those Holy Pages.

                      Please post again when you've done that.
                      Thank you kind Sir, for your your helpfull info. It seems that I have nothing to check it against. Having only this 1 china printed Bible, I would rather dispose of it and hope to find an american version.. Are there any for sale here that would help the Church and myself at the same time?
                      "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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                        • Brother Quest
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 78
                          #7
                          Re: Tweeting

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Chinese Bibles may contain errors, some may not;
                          Who is the publisher,
                          When and where was it published,
                          What's the cover like,
                          Does it have an apocrypha,
                          Is there a preface to the Bible,
                          Are there any illustrations,
                          Are any of the letters illuminated,
                          From what is the cover made?

                          Answer my questions and I'll do my best to answer yours.

                          Sorry buy its a cheap azz walmart version.. Its all that I could afford at the time it was purchased... Vinyl covered, soft back.. Man my head is hangin low here.
                          "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912
                              #8
                              Re: Tweeting

                              Well, the last thing you want to do is show disrespect for God - such a Bible may be like turning up for a job interview with your ass hanging out of your trousers - you may be the best man for the job, but chances are you won't get it.

                              Place that Bible aside; approach the Pastor at your local Baptist Church and ask for a KJV1611 - Now that'll be American and trustworthy. We then need not go through the business of checking the Slant copy out.

                              PS, you could even ask the Pastor to take the old Bible and see if it's a true printing of God's Word. It'll keep him happy for a few days.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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