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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    North Dakota GOP Not Afraid To Expose N0bama

    The North Dakota GOP has put a birther joke on their home page.



    It is good to see that there are some Republicans in North Dakota that are focused on the right things!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Samuel Coleridge
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2009
    • 615

    #2
    Re: North Dakota GOP Not Afraid To Expose N0bama

    Republicans.

    1 Peter 2:13-16

    Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
    Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
    For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
    As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God.


    Romans 13:1-2
    Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.


    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • Samuel Coleridge
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      • Nov 2009
      • 615

      #3
      Re: North Dakota GOP Not Afraid To Expose N0bama

      I'm sorry to derail your thread with my post. It was so brilliant that it deserves its own thread.

      God's Humble Servant,
      Sam
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • Aristotle
        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 470

        #4
        Huckabee is the true President

        The God-fearing Mr Huckabee is the true President of the USA. The atheist mooslim Barack Osama was born in Kenya so he isn't eligible according to the fifth amendment to the Declaration of Independence. John McCain is well intentioned but he had his brain scrambled during the war by the Commies so bad that he didn't realize that Sarah Palin is a woman, so not fit to be his running mate. Mind you, I understand that Sarah is one really smart and knowledgeable woman, but still a woman, just like that Jezebel, Hillary Clinton. That leaves Mike Huckabee as the only qualified man who ran. We should be taking orders from him.

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